Shit, they're hootie-hooing! What? They're fucking hootie-hooing. What does that mean? That means they know the cops are coming. I don't get it! It's from an Outkast song. Born and bred up on the street top Get the money and the sweet spot And forever hollerin' Hootie-hoo When we see cops Yo, cops be robbing niggaz blind With the dollars... Okay, okay, we fucking get it! I get it. I get it. That's the song. How could they know that's happening? How do they know something's wrong? It's because of the Hebrew. I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game. What? What? Check this out. Inside the school seal, I put sof hamisschak, which is Hebrew for "game over." What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why did you do that? - Stop hitting me. - That's so stupid! No! No, no! It's like a wink, you know? Like at the end of a heist, you leave your calling card. It's like, "They got us again." One big difference, the heist isn't done! We're mid-fucking-heist, genius!
Neighbors
23.4s
We have wanted this since we were freshmen. Dude, that was four years ago, okay? We were fucking virgins. All right? We're about to be, like, adults now. In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter. What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right? It's all made up. Like, my brother's fraternity also thinks they invented beer pong. Well, your brother is a liar. All right, let's put that down.
Neighbors
4.3s
And this year, we will make it on that wall.
Neighbors
4s
Boo-ya! Okay- Whoo!
Neighbors
2.1s
Jimmy fuckin' Blevitz.
Neighbors
2.5s
Fuckers! Fuck!
Neighbors
1.2s
Look at her.
Neighbors
3.5s
Oh, God! Oh, my God! That was scary. Come on, guys. Jesus.
Neighbors
3.1s
You guys just crossed the fucking line. You're dead.
Neighbors
2.4s
Nice. He's gone. He's gone.
Neighbors
2.3s
Yes. I'm gonna kill you.
Neighbors
2.3s
So gross! Ew!
Neighbors
1.3s
One sec!
Neighbors
15.6s
I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade. Oh, perfect! Great. She's all ready to go. This is gonna be the best calendar yet. Look at that, sweetie. All right. Let's do it. Who's my little Heisenberg? You are! She's a little meth head. No, she just makes it. Oh...
Neighbors
33.8s
Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous. This... Who saw this coming? I did not see this coming. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's do it. Okay. It's happening. It's totally happening. Whoo! What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is so spontaneous. We're having sex one minute... Who knows what's gonna happen next? Who knows what we'll be doing in 10 minutes? Okay. This is crazy! We're doing this on the dining room... I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life. This is amazing. I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch. Don't call me "bitch!" Okay. I'm sorry. I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.
Neighbors
1.3s
Fuck!
Neighbors
10.6s
We did it. We did it. That's a beautiful thing. Bros before hos, motherfucker. That dude forgot the golden rule. I feel like shit. But I love it.
Neighbors
12s
I'm the President of a fraternity. You could be President of the United Nations. There is no President of the United Nations. Yeah, but see, that's my fucking point! You know shit like that, man! This is all my fault. You're not taking the heat for this. I fucking will, man.