Please stop. How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?
Neighbors
1.2s
We're dead?
Neighbors
18.8s
Uh-oh. Mac attack. Hey! Hey, there he is. Hey- I need that Mendelson file by 4:00. Okay, yeah. And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking. I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that? Mac! Okay. Mac! What? Wait. Hold on.
Neighbors
8.8s
No... Yes? No. Yes? What are you doing? What are you thinking?
Neighbors
22.9s
It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean? And the girls, when you're dating... Yeah? Holy shit! See, we missed out on the whole, kind of, sex-tech bubble, you know what I mean? Now they got Sex Book and Fuck Friends and... There's this thing called Grindr, which is just... Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you. It's kind of amazing. It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
Neighbors
51.3s
Hello? Hey! Oh, my God. You guys have to come out with me. I haven't seen you in forever. Yeah. What's going on? Okay. My friend is spinning at the Royalton tonight. There's a rumor that Prince might perform. I really need to get out of the house. I have not been out since Jimmy and I got divorced and I really need you there. Please? How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch? I don't know about that. Let's just... It's too late. We'll... Okay. Why don't you drop it at the fire station? We can't leave her at the... What are you talking about? That's not how it works. The baby drop. Okay. No. I'm kidding. What are you, like, having a baby, you, like, lost your sense of humor? What are you doing? I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on. You're not even looking at us, are you? No. Who looks at the other people when they Face Time? Why are you guys not coming out? Is fucking Jimmy there? Jimmy? No, Jimmy's not here. We don't have a babysitter, so... Yeah. Hello. Fucking bring her.
Neighbors
16.8s
Of course. The joint file. You guys are doing a joint file? We have a joint file together. Yeah. We're pretty deep into it. It's tight. It's pretty thick. It's a big file. Pretty fat file. It's dank. We should blaze through it, probably. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation. Okay- Because we are in the weeds.
Neighbors
11.8s
Oh, jeez, it's so far. Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing. What thing? What's going on? We have to go work on that joint file.
Neighbors
10.3s
- There are the girls. - Hi. How's it going, sweetie? Good. What's happening? There you go. She's excited to see you. Wait, wait. Hey.
Neighbors
6.8s
This is delightful. This is awesome, this thing. We should get one of these above our bed. Oh!
Neighbors
4.8s
Man, parenting is easy. Look at that! Yeah, two hours a day. Yeah.
Neighbors
5s
You're up. Oh, Oh! Oh! Hey- What are you guys doing out here?
Neighbors
41.9s
Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around. Just look that way. Just turn around. Why is she... Okay. I think it's over. We still did that. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We still did that. Hello. What are you doing in your Jumperoo? This never happened. We're gonna finish that. We will finish that. FYI, we're gonna do it in every room. And this time, I'm going to ejaculate. Just because we have a house and a baby doesn't mean that we're old people. No. Fuck old people. Old people don't fuck like we just did. Baby, I nearly came. This is like The Brady Bunch. I know! What's nice about the house is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. So, at least it looks like it. It's legitimate, right? Neighbors. Hey. Hi.
Neighbors
31s
She's totally fucking looking at us. Hey, baby. She knows what's happening. She totally knows what's happening. She can't see anything. She just sees shapes. She sees shapes fucking each other, is what she sees. She can... She's fine. She just sees shapes. It's like bouncing balls. My bouncing balls. She's fine. She's fine. You know what? Let me turn her around. Let me turn her around. Okay. Okay. Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl. Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now. Let's go. Okay. There you go. Love you, sweetie. Okay.
Neighbors
16.7s
Hey. Oh. Gay couple. There's a gay couple. Gay couple. They seem like a nice couple. They're so happy. That's awesome! Dream! It is. Well, it's the second dream. First dream, Taco Bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope. Hi! Hi! Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.
Neighbors
11.8s
Oh, she's awake. Really? She's awake. Okay. Okay. Uh... Well, bye. Okay. Bye. Love you. Love you. Bye. Have a good day. Can I come? Kidding. No, we'll have a great day! We'll have a great day. Okay. Bye!
Neighbors
7.7s
Okay! Let's do it. We're back. We're back in business. Okay. Okay. We are back. It's happening. Okay.