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32.6s
Okay. Are you ready? Me and Kelly, we have found a way to give the frat their last strike. Get them out of here forever! Out! Why are we doing this? Didn't we already win? Remember? "Bros before hos," that whole thing? It's over! They're still fucking there! There's beer cans on the lawn. They're barbecuing. So? "so?" it smells delicious in here. Try living next to it. Try living next to it! Hey, you guys don't want to go back to your boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is. I'm surprised and shocked, honestly, that it is so hard to convince you, of all people, that this is a good idea. What? One of those childs is having sex with your wife.
Neighbors
26.7s
It's fine. We're divorced. Jimmy! Wake up! Wake up, man. His dick is this big! "Hey, homie. I'm gonna fuck your wife with my giant dick." "Oh, my God, this is amazing." "Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good." "Oh, homie." "Wow. Oh, my God." "it feels so good, homie." "What are you doing later?" "Oh, homie, let's do it. Oh, God, homie." "That's amazing." Okay, enough! Stop imitating! I get it! He's got a huge dick! And her vagina, "Bye!" It's ruined! Destroyed. Gone! It's like when you lend a fat friend your shirt, and it comes back, and it's all stretchy and flappy!
Neighbors
20.6s
Just stop. Look, you just take these spy glasses. They look totally like normal glasses. You wear them into the frat house. Teddy's gonna start pushing you around and fucking with you, like he always does. Like I've seen him do a million times. At that moment, you just push back. Okay? Just push back. The rest will take care of itself. He'll haze the fucking shit out of you. It'll all get caught on this camera.
Neighbors