- That's yours. - It's... No. I think you're supposed to kiss it, right? Welcome. Do you guys have a bathroom? There's one just down the hall. You need it? Okay, is it on the right or the left? I don't wanna go in the wrong room. The one with the toilet. - Can't miss it. - Okay. (BOTH LAUGH)
Game Night
13.4s
- Oh, boy. - Dude! - Oh. Wow. - Right? Where'd you find her? A TED Talk? No, at Chipotle. Let me ask you something, Ryan. Aren't you sick of losing game night every week because of the dates you bring? They're not always that bad. (IMITATES VELOCIRAPTOR)
Game Night
16.4s
That's not small. That's really big! So big? Way too big, baby. It's a bullet, not a grapefruit. I'm sorry! I'm sorry. This is my first time. I don't know... Oh, there's so much blood. (GAGGING) No, no. Don't you start doing that. No, you're gonna make... (GAGS) (BOTH GAGGING)
Game Night
3.3s
Yup, take your time.
Game Night
23.9s
Okay. Fuck this. Hey, guys, Gary was right. It's awful late. Let's get home, get to bed, huh? Get out of his hair. We haven't finished the game. It's your turn, Max. Oh, my turn, huh? Okay, be careful now, Max. Oh! (GROANS) Well, game over. I went in a little hot. GARY: Why did you... Thanks. Good to see you, Gary. When shall we play next? ANNIE: (STAMMERS) Soon. We'll call you.
Game Night
2s
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
Game Night
9s
Hello? What's up with this guy's voice? He sounds like a monster. He's using a voice changer, Ryan. (SOFTLY) He still sounds like a scary monster.
Game Night
12.2s
Oh, shit. Where did you come from, little guy? Son of a bitch. Hey! What are you, a vampire? Oh, God. Oh, God.
Game Night
5.6s
Oh, it's so much worse. Oh, God. And what did I do to this? What the fuck is this thing?
Game Night
13.2s
Oh, my God. Has that got it? No, that doesn't got it. God damn it. Come on! No!
Game Night
51.8s
- Hey! Hey! - Hey! - Hey, hey! - ALL: Hey! Come on, come on. Hey, thanks for letting me host again, huh? Well, it's not like we had a choice, huh? BROOKS: Only 36 months to go. - ANNIE: Oh, time will fly. - (LAUGHS) - Can I get you a beer? - Uh, yeah. - Come on! - Hey, listen, Brooks. I know you're probably feeling pretty humbled by all of this. But, honestly, I think you're gonna come out the other side a much better man. Oh! Hey, look. I completely agree. You remember the WITSEC list that I swallowed? - Sure. - I pooped it out, sold it for $3 million on the black market. - Are you serious? - Pretty sweet, huh? Brooks, everybody on that list is gonna get killed. Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster. I tipped everyone off that they were in danger. For $20,000 apiece. - (LAUGHING) - You're unbelievable. Thank you. It's not like I'm gonna live in this dump forever. As soon as this cuff comes off, I'm gonna buy that house I was renting. I'm moving in with Johanna.
Game Night
29.9s
- So, who's next? - I'll go. - ALL: Yeah! - MAX: Go, baby. MICHELLE: Nice try, Gary. And go! ANNIE: Uh... - MAX: It's a rock. - MICHELLE: A bean? A rock! - A ball? - MAX: That's a... - Burger. Is that a burger? - RYAN: Football! MAX: No, oh, that's a dinner roll, right? - A bun! - MICHELLE: Bread? Is it a bun? Looks like a bun. SARAH: French loaf? Is this a motion picture? MAX: A bun is in a house. On a train. GARY: Are we supposed to announce it? - SARAH: Microwave? - MAX: It's being cooked. It's in an oven. Bun in the oven! - SARAH: Yes, yes, yes! - (KEVIN LAUGHS) Wait. What? Yes.
Game Night
18.2s
Whoa. Well, look at that. You put a bungee cord in your hand, you go straight to the pervy place, don't you? Hey. You saved my life. Thank you. - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just saw a man die, but I'm... I'm okay. (ANNIE GASPS) Is that a knife in your bullet hole? Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby.
Game Night
2.7s
And that concludes my game night.
Game Night
1.4s
ANNIE: Hmm?
Game Night
1.4s
(EXHALES)
Game Night
7.7s
- What? - What? It went exactly as I planned. You learned every lesson that I wanted you to. Trevor, you can get up now.
Game Night
7s
I'm just fucking with you. But that would've been really cool, right? - You're such a dick. - (ANNIE SIGHS) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)