Chloe, chill out. It was a mistake. They're not gonna burn us for witchcraft. No, but the National A Cappella Association is in there talking to the dean about us, and who knows what's gonna happen? We won three championships. Whatever happens in there, we're gonna be fine. Maybe it's time to think about other stuff.
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But yes, this is terrible. The dean is ready for you tramps.
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There is so much happening on stage, I don't even know where to look. Back in my day, we put on our blazers and we just sang. We maybe snapped our fingers if we were feeling frisky.
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Will do, nephew.
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Let's, uh, do it exactly the same way. Again.
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Oh, jeez.
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Sorry. That was rude. You do not come to a gentleman's house and touch his goose.
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Here's Beca Mitchell, leader of the group. Look at these sequins and sparkles. Oh, my! Their feet just don't stop moving.
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Mmm-hmm. Unfortunately, an example must be made. It is the decision of this governing body that the Bellas are hereby suspended from competing at the collegiate level. What? The terms of your suspension are laid out in this document. I'm sorry, but it's over. Hi. Okay, can we be reasonable? Fat Amy apologized. This was an accident. Was it? You're taking us off of our victory tour?
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She's really in my head. Very well. I'll be happy to send you there. I'll mail you. Large envelope costs nothing. Well, it will cost more than nothing. But still cheaper than shipping, like, a horse, or perhaps an adult moose. Did you ever think maybe you're too big? It would cost a fortune to mail you. Easy. You're enormous! Okay. I think we should change her name to "Feisty Mouse." Yeah.
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Nobody else has an idea.
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I just get coffee and burritos and stuff.
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Password.
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We're both huge successes in our fields. Yeah. Yeah, let's say that.
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All eyes were on the a cappella singers, the Barden Bellas. ...three-time defending a cappella national champions, which is a real thing, apparently. Although authorities have ruled out terrorism as a motive, the Bellas claim the mishap was merely an accident and issued an apology. I am deeply sorry for the upset that I have caused. I feel that I have already received punishment enough in the form of silk burn. Exhibit C. No, no, no! It's filth. Women who sing are just another example of cultural decay, due to loose morals. Not wearing underwear seems kind of intentional to me. Mmm. Yeah, you either choose to wear underwear, or you don't wear underwear. It's a choice I make every day. You know, until today, I thought singing a cappella was the most embarrassing thing you could do.
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Your little southern exposure in front of our Commander-in-Chief has irreparably damaged the entire institution of a cappella. Just blew it up. Funding is drying up, sponsors are pulling out.
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Happy birthday, Mr. President. The Australian singer who calls herself "Fat Amy" gave the President a birthday gift from down under during last night's celebration held at the historic Kennedy Center. In case you're wondering what I mean by "down under," Chip, I'm talking about her. She showed her to the President.
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No! Okay, she has no underwear on. Oh, my God. We have a commando situation. There is a commando situation on stage! Who is on top of this? - What kind of person... - Holy cow! Take her back up. She's turning. Pull her up already! She's turning. Brace yourselves. No. She's coming. She's coming! Avert your eyes, or take it all in! Make your choice! Not the front! Nobody wants to see the front! Oh, no!