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1m21s
That was fucking fun. I know. It was so fun. Yeah, like, I feel like, I feel like I kind of fit in for once, you know? And not everybody hated me for the first time. You should come here. Yeah? You think I can get into a place like this? I mean, you'd need a good GPA. Yeah, well, I don't have a good one of those. I-I didn't even graduate high school. Don't you have to graduate high school to go to college? Yeah, but it's not, like, too late to do that. All right, even so, you know, I-I'm a little too old. I'd look like a narc, you know? I would look creepy in the corner. Everybody'd be like, "What's that guy doing here?" Everybody here is so old. All right, well, I'm fucking stupid, Claire, okay? Is that what you want me to say? I can't pay attention. I can't sit still, okay? I'm stupid. I'm a dumb idiot. I would have to work ten times harder than those people. And everybody would fucking make fun of me, and I'm not ready to deal with that again, all right? So, no. So, that's it? Huh? That's how long you're gonna think about going to college for? I mean, that was, like, a 40-second walk. Uh, that's a lot of consideration, don't you think? Okay. - It's your journey. - Indeed. Now, let's get down to brass tacks, all right? W-What are we gonna do about Ray? - What do you mean? - Don't act stupid. I mean, h-how are we gonna, you know, get Mom to break up with him? I think he seems fine. - You think he's fine? - What do you want? It's Mom's choice to make. We don't need to get involved. Yeah, I know, but we should still protect her. She can't just be with the first guy she's been with since Dad. She got to, like, peruse some dick.
The King of Staten Island
1m6s
- We're gonna have a good night. - Oh, yeah. No, we're not. I hate college parties. You've never been to a college party. Come on, just enjoy it. - Relax. Go with it, okay? - Yes, relax. ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go, bow ♪ ♪ Get the fuck, though, I don't bluff, bro ♪ ♪ Aiming at your head like a buffalo ♪ ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go... ♪ What's your major? It's, uh, uh, evolutionary sociology with-with a splash of bio. Oh. I-I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, you can do whatever the fuck you want. It's college. ♪ I don't huff, though, yellow diamonds up close ♪ ♪ Catch a sunstroke ♪ ♪ At your front door with a gun stowed ♪ ♪ Put the green in the bag like a lawn mower ♪ ♪ Hair trigger pulled back like a cornrow ♪ ♪ What the fuck, bro? Where the love go? ♪ I like your tattoos. I'm an actress, so, like, I don't think I can get that many tattoos, because, like, what if I get cast as, like, an angelic role? Like, I'm kind of, like, a young Winona Ryder. So, like, I could play those parts, and, like, also, like, back when Shakespeare was writing plays, like... ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go ♪ ♪ Bow, get the fuck, though, I don't bluff, bro ♪ ♪ Aiming at your head like a buffalo ♪ - What do you think? - What is that?
The King of Staten Island
37.2s
It's a butthole. - Get it? - Oh, my God. ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go? ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪ - Uh-huh. - So, we're talking about how the one percent keeps, like, getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and the wealth inequality is just out of control, and we can't continue with capitalism this way. Yeah, I'm s... I'm sick of the rat race. Yeah, no, exactly. Like, what happened to the American dream? I know. It's like an American nightmare now. - Oh, my... Yeah, exa... - Right? ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go? ♪ ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go, bow ♪ - Bring it... Oh, shit! - Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
The King of Staten Island
21s
♪ When... ♪ Right. If anybody sees us or you hear sirens or anything bad, you text me, "You up?" Could I just text you something else? That sounds like I'm trying to bang you, kind of. - Just do it. - Fine. - Fine. - Let's go. - Let's roll. - Hold on. All right, let's go. Good luck, homey. Love you, Scott.
The King of Staten Island
1m25s
- Jesus. - Fucking asshole. Come on, tap out! Tap out! - Fuck you! No! - Get me out! Let me out! - No! No! - Let me out! - Oh, my God! - Get me out! What's the matter with you?! He's a psycho. No. - We're just talking. - About what? - About him telling you lies about me. - He's an animal. He picked me up and he threw me in the pool. - All right? He has to go. - No, I need you to go. Now. What? Why-why me? He-he's the one who started it. Yeah, that's right. Get the hell out of here. And get a job and a life while you're at it. Your freeloading days are over. You, too. Get going. Wait, what did I do? You put your hands on my son! You're not respecting my family! You're an animal! Look, okay, just listen. - Just calm down. - I don't have to calm down! What are... You're attacking my son! And you're, and you're making up lies! You made... You tricked me into thinking you're a good guy. You're not a good guy. - Right. Mm-hmm. - You're a fucking small guy. Margie, Margie, just let me explain this to you. - Just let me talk to you, okay? - You are not in control of me. Okay, okay, listen, all right? Okay, you don't have all the information you need. All right? Scott is acting out 'cause he's afraid to move on with his life. It's no different than when the Boston Red Sox finally won a World Series, okay? - Oh, my God. - They had, they had to get to a point - where-where they believed, okay? - Just shut up. - All-all... - Shut the fuck up. All I did was just ask him a question, and he flipped out. So I put him in the water, which is soft. I diffused the situation. It was what-what m-my training's all about. I-I wa... I was totally diffusing the situation. Do you ever shut up? Do you ever just shut the fuck up? You just talk and you talk and you talk, and you don't know what you're saying. It makes no sense. It's like you picked up all these little pieces of information from all over. They don't make any sense. They're fragments. No sense. Nonsense.
The King of Staten Island
35.3s
- Yeah! - Yes. So, uh, do you have a friend coming over or something? Oh, no. No, I just need some mommy time. Sometimes, mommies need to drink when the kids are away. Oh, well, could I hang? I-I could use some mommy time. Sure, but are you old enough to drink? Yeah, I'm old enough. I just... I'd rather smoke. Do you mind if I smoke in here? Oh, no. No. Let's crack some windows. - It's Tuesday. - Really? 'Cause Ray hates when I smoke weed. Mm. Well, I hate Ray. Awesome.
The King of Staten Island
20.1s
Hey, Scott. What's up? - Oh, hi. - Hi. I, uh... I just came by to say hi to the kids. Are-are they around? Oh. Well, they're not here. They went to their grandma's. Oh. Well, what do you got going on over there? I'm trying to open this bottle of wine, but I think I mangled the cork.
The King of Staten Island