Why would you rob a pharmacy? I wasn't robbing a pharmacy, okay? I was the lookout, for your information. The lookout is also committing a crime. Are you fucking crazy? Look, it's all Ray's fault, okay? He's trying to kick me out. So I panicked and made a bad decision, okay? I'm only human! A bad decision? That's a felony. Yeah, so? I didn't even, I didn't even go inside, all right? Uh, it's not... I'm untouchable. I didn't do anything, all right? Uh, i-it's Ray, okay? He... I-I know he's up to something. - He's trying to erase Dad. - Can you just let Mom be happy? She is happy. Well, she will be, you know, once I get rid of that guy. He's hiding shit, okay? He's hiding shit. He's a weasel. I-I'm onto him. This is why I didn't want to leave, 'cause now all your crazy's focused on Mom. I'm not doing anything crazy, okay? Doing nothing would be crazy. I'm doing something, okay? I'm taking action! Leave Mom alone. Stop acting like you. What's that mean?! You ruined my Halloween party. You know, you know what? You know what? Go enjoy your party. I-I got this. You don't got this. Don't do anything. I got this. Don't do anything!
The King of Staten Island
21.6s
He's soft. He can't take it. - You're right. - He's an emotional eater. Well, that's the problem with this generation, man. They can't take criticism. - They get, they get all-all upset. - I know. Hey, I'm not a whole generation, all right? I'm just, I'm just a man. A man with feelings. - Oh, my God. - Aw! - Aw! Now you're making me look bad. - You're a man? - Now you're making me look bad. Stop. Ray. Hey, Ray.
The King of Staten Island
6s
Hey. Where do you go to the bathroom around here? Well, number one, down there. Number two, Dunkin' Donuts across the street.
The King of Staten Island
5.8s
Oh, well, I could help. You want me to help? Yes. Yes. Please.
The King of Staten Island
4.7s
Hey, w-what do I do? Do what you always do. Sit there and do nothing.
The King of Staten Island
3.6s
Have a wonderful day, man. Oh, thanks.
The King of Staten Island
3.8s
Fuck that! Holy shit!
The King of Staten Island
2s
How'd you sleep, big man?
The King of Staten Island
1.9s
Come on, Igor! Come on! Come on!
The King of Staten Island
2.3s
- Mm. - You know...
The King of Staten Island
42.2s
Um, well, I've been meaning to ask you. Um... you know, since you're in here, uh, well, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind me staying at your house for a little bit. You came up here to ask me that? - I also came to see you. - You came... No, you didn't come to see me. You came to ask me that. And, no, you can't stay at my house. I'm sor... I have nowhere to go, bro. - My house is frightening, dude. - My mom kicked, my mom - kicked me out. - The fuck are you doing with your life? Drive all the way down here just to ask me if you can stay at my house. - No, I-I... - No, you don't love me. I do love you. I'm sorry. I-I... You're right. I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry. And you know what? I need you to do me a favor. Anything, bro. Just ask. You got to feed my cat, all right? For the next three to five months. Is there anything else I could do? 'Cause I'm-I'm kind of allergic to cats.
The King of Staten Island
41.4s
You better look out for Sprinkles, because I'm looking out for you, all right? You got it. And, listen, man. I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. I don't want you just going in there, feeding him and running out. You got to go in there, scratch his belly. You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. Right. Um, how, uh, how are the boys? How's Igor and Richie doing in there? I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. Igor? Bro, look to your right. That's Carla. Carla. Holy shit! Get the... Bro, she's fucking real. She's fucking real. She's fucking real. Holy shit. Yo. She's hot, man.
The King of Staten Island
26.6s
Ray. Hey, Ray. Raymond. Ray! What? Hey, I can't sleep. I-I never go to sleep this early. Oh. Well, you know what you should do? You should shut the fuck up. Go to sleep. Thanks. Can't go to sleep. Why don't you dip your weed in NyQuil, you fucking drug addict?
The King of Staten Island
16s
Are you mad at me? Me? No, of course not. Are-are you mad at me? I mean, - no, but... - Are they... Are they asking questions about me? I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. But at the same time, like, what am I gonna say to them? You were the lookout that didn't look out.
The King of Staten Island
12.4s
What's that? Oh, that's Ice Flash. Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. That's the one that I drew.