So, man. So? She's back, no thanks to you. Where's the fucking money, Lebowski? A million bucks from fucking, needy, little Urban Achievers! You are scum, man! Who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? Walter. I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony, gold-bricking ass, that's who I am. Man. We know the briefcase was fucking empty. We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were fucking glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on. You just met me. You... You human paraquat. You figured, "Oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat. "Somebody this square community won't give a shit about." Well, aren't you?
The Big Lebowski
47.1s
We don't care. We still want the money, Lebowski, or we fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. Cool it, Walter. No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. His girlfriend gave up her toe. She thought we could get $1 million. It's not fair. Fair? V\Iho's the fucking nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal. There never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man. And I would like my undies back. Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? No, Donny. These men are cowards. Okay! So we takes the money you have on you, and we calls it even.
The Big Lebowski
24s
We're... Can't we just rent it from you, you know? Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house. V\Ie're scattering the fucking ashes! Walter, Walter. Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps. Sir, please lower your voices. Man, don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in? You know? That is our most modestly priced receptacle. God damn it!
The Big Lebowski
20.4s
A fucking gold-bricker. Stay away from me, mister! This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. You stay away from me! Walter, for Christ's sake, man! He's a cripple. I said! Get away from me! Come on. Come on. Walter, put him down, man! Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. Walk! Achtung, baby!
The Big Lebowski
21.8s
Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. Come on, we're ending this thing cheap, man. No. What's mine is mine. No, come on, Walter. No funny stuff. All right. All right. No funny stuff. I got 4 bucks, almost 5. - Igot$18. - What's mine is mine. We fuck you up, man! We takes the money! Come and get it.
The Big Lebowski
4.1s
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
The Big Lebowski
1.9s
That's $180.
The Big Lebowski
28.2s
Sir, I just want to say that we're both, on a personal level, really enormous fans. Branded, especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration. Sweetie, sit down. This man is the police. Oh, no, ma'am. V\Ie didn't want to give the impression that we were police, exactly. V\Ie're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police. But that's up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry?
The Big Lebowski
18.3s
Goddamn wind. Fuck, god damn it, Walter! You fucking asshole! Shit, Dude. I'm sorry. Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! I'm sorry. It was an accident. What was that shit about Vietnam? Dude, I'm sorry. What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam? Dude, I'm sorry. What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, I'm sorry.
The Big Lebowski
16.5s
What happened to your house? Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. He thought I had your father's money. He got me out of the way while he looked for it. Cocktail? No, thanks. It's not my father's money. It's the foundation's.
The Big Lebowski
7.9s
No physical harm intended. Who the fuck are you? Why you following me around? Come on, fuckhead! Relax, man. I'm a brother shamus.
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
Well, the usual. Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.
The Big Lebowski
4.2s
Is this some sort of a joke? No. No joke.
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
I know my rights, man.
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
Excuse me? Oh, nothing.
The Big Lebowski
4m2s
Take me down, little Susie Take me down I know you think you're the queen Of the underground Send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave No, I won't forget to put roses On your grave Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand pretty women livin' out there They're all livin' devil may care And I'm just a devil with love to spare So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing And your one-arm bandits crashing All those hopes down the drain Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime Night into daytime If you see it once You'll never be the same again I'm gonna keep on keep on runnin' If it costs me my very last dime If I wind up broke Well, I'll always remember That I had a swingin' time I'm gonna give it everything I've got Lady Luck, please let the dice stay hot Let me shoot a seven on every shot So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Viva Viva Viva Las Vegas Viva
The Big Lebowski
1m17s
Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski
20s
Walter. The Dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there, the Dude, taking her easy for all us sinners.