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39.1s
You know what I'm trying to say. I Am the VVa/rus. That fucking bitch! Oh, yeah! I Am the Walrus. Thafis... Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.l. Lenin, Vladimir llyich Ulyanov! What the fuck is he talking about? Fucking exactly what happened to those... That makes me fucking sick! Well, what do you care, Walter? Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore, could waltz around... I don't see any connection with Vietnam, man. Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Your roll. Have it your way. Your roll. But my point is... My point is... QUINTANA: Are you ready to be fucked, man?
The Big Lebowski
18s
So whenever these guys call... What if it's during a game? Oh, I told them if it was during league play... What's during league play? Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. Ifigure... What's wrong with Walter, Dude? I figure it's easy money, you know. It's all pretty harmless. She probably kidnapped herself.
The Big Lebowski
26.6s
What do you mean, Dude? Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. She figures he isn't giving her enough, you know. She owes money all over town. That fucking bitch! It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, you know... I Am the Walrus? You know, you'll...
The Big Lebowski
23.2s
Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money. Why me, man? He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Well, Dude, we just don't know.
The Big Lebowski
1m19s
You just tell him... Tell him we made the drop and everything went, you know... Oh, yeah. How'd it go? Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up. Walter, we didn't make the fucking hand-off, man! They didn't get the fucking money! And they're gonna... They're gonna... They're gonna kill that poor woman. They're gonna kill that poor woman! Walter, if you can't ride in a car, then how do you get around on shabbos? Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit. They're not gonna do shit. What can they do to her? Bunch of fucking amateurs. And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong? Walter. V\Iho's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our oar? Our car, Walter? And what do they got? My dirty undies. My fucking whites! SaY,Dude? Where is your car? Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? You don't know, Walter? It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. You fucking know it's been stolen. Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. Oh, fuck it. Where you going, Dude? I'm going home, Donny. Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny!
The Big Lebowski
28.2s
We can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan. Well, call them up and explain it to them, Walter. Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'll fucking understand it. That's the beauty of it. Wooden bfidge,huh? Throw them the money, Walter. We're not fucking around, man. Okay, Dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the ringer, chop-chop. Fuck that. Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron. Okay, Dude. No time to argue. Hey, man! Here's the bridge. Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! Here goes the ringer!
The Big Lebowski