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Come on. - Let me take you out. - It's so hard to meet people. - I'm totally open. - No, it's... I mean, God... You're not open at all. - It's really hard to meet people. - You're a liar. You're not open. "Hard to meet people"? - I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like... - You meet... - You meet a hundred people a night. - People who were shot... Yeah, they're shot. They're-they're, uh, they're criminals. - Stop limiting yourself. - Who am I gonna meet? Stop limiting yourself. - But I'm at the hospital. - Yeah. - They're not all criminals. - You meet people at work. - That's what it's... - Some of them are victims. Doll... You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, - just-just, just to try it. - I don't need a job. I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. I'm-I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so... Then you're gonna need some money. Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips. Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay? If you're good at it, you can become a waiter. Why are you offering me a job anyway? Because I told your father I'd always look out for you. How? He died suddenly in a fire. Uh, did you ask his ghost? That's not witty, Scott. Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me. I find it funny. It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman.
The King of Staten Island
27.3s
Kelsey. Hi. Hey. How are you? - What are you doing here? - Oh, I just, uh... I-I just wanted to talk to you. Well, I have my civil service test today. Oh, yeah, I-I remembered. That's why I wanted to, you know... - I have to go. - Can I come? What? Why? You know, for, like, moral support. I just want to be there for you. - Well, I can't stop you. - Oh, all right, great. Y-Your hair looks nice. Thanks.
The King of Staten Island
21.6s
He's soft. He can't take it. - You're right. - He's an emotional eater. Well, that's the problem with this generation, man. They can't take criticism. - They get, they get all-all upset. - I know. Hey, I'm not a whole generation, all right? I'm just, I'm just a man. A man with feelings. - Oh, my God. - Aw! - Aw! Now you're making me look bad. - You're a man? - Now you're making me look bad. Stop. Ray. Hey, Ray.
The King of Staten Island
19.1s
Hey, you cool off now? You're in there 'cause of your own actions! Are you kidding me?! I'm gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me. In an aboveground pool? You're, like, fucking eight feet tall. You're lucky my dad isn't here. He would kick your ass. Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, I knew your dad. Okay? - Yeah? - Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times. And you know what? He was even a bigger asshole than you are!
The King of Staten Island
23.5s
Three hours and 40 minutes. Did-did you just guess that or did know the answer? No, that's correct. That's incredible. - Wow. - It's not that amazing. - It is, no. - Relax. I-I... Is it all math questions? I thought it was, like, city shit. No, no. You have to prove that you're not stupid, and then you can work for the city. Oh. Oh. So I can never work for the city.
The King of Staten Island
22.1s
Fucking home run, Todd. It makes me sad to think of my little sister sitting in that sad little house, waiting for her son to be perfect. I'm not. Then you're wasting all of this. All of it's getting wasted. - You're a mess. - You're wasted. Mom would be so disappoin... Mom would be disappointed in you. You're the one who's always wasted. You're wasting. It's like leaving food on the table.
The King of Staten Island
47.5s
Well, he was hilarious. Yeah. Uh... He was also out of control and crazy. - Do you understand? - You can't. Why-why didn't you just tell me? I don't know. I just... I wanted you to have some good memories to offset what happened. I didn't know what to-to say. Was I gonna say, "Your dad really loved watching cartoons with you 'cause he was tripping all the time"? Yeah. Sounds like a good dad to me. No, you know what? Uh, I get it. Knowing that he had his issues and... problems just like everybody else, it makes me feel better. It really... it really humanizes him.
The King of Staten Island
32.6s
If anybody could do it, it's me. This is why I don't talk to you, 'cause the one thing I know is you're not gonna listen to my advice, so... Yeah, well, why would I? Like, you don't even give a shit. You're-you're leaving. You're not even part of the family. I'm the only fucking normal person in this family. Jesus. You know... Every second I'm away from you, I'm worrying about you. That's what you do to people. You should be worried. Okay, don't fucking ruin college for me, okay? Go! Fine. Hey, you should bring that chipper personality to college. Guys will love it.
The King of Staten Island