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33.6s
- 35. - Good job. Look how smart you are. I'm trying to guess what you're drawing by the, by the way your hand's going. Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. - Nothing weird. - Okay. It doesn't look weird, does it? No, not at all. Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. It looks wonderful. Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? Is it supposed to hurt that much? It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. Can I get a tattoo? - No. No. - Sure. - All right. - No. Never. Don't mess with perfection.
The King of Staten Island
38.8s
Oh, my God. Can we at least close the curtain? - Oh. My guys. - Guys, people die in here, all right? - My guys. My guys. - Uh... - Aw, come on. Mom, I don't want to hug him. He's not wearing a shirt. - Come on, you can handle it. - Ah, dude, you're so smooth. You're-you're like a sea otter. Please, we have to stop. We have to stop. Please. Please. Please stop? Please stop. But first, you will get to Lord and Lady Stark and you will... I hung out with, like, Ray and the guys from the firehouse the other night at the bar, and, um, they were just telling all these stories about Dad. And there were stories I never heard of before, like, you know, about him, like, doing coke and being hilarious. - Yeah. - You know? Yeah. Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
51.4s
Oh. Oh. I-I already arranged to, uh, pay directly at the hospital. But if you want a check, just give me two minutes, okay? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm-I'm... I-I want to pay. I'm gonna pay for it. I'm gonna pay for it. No, no, no. I'm gonna pay for it. And I'm, and I'm also gonna talk to Scott because that was totally out of line, totally nuts. Yeah, I-I understand that. But, uh, look, I just wanted to apologize, okay? I-I got a little out of control before, uh... You know, I just, I let my anger get the best of me. Broke my stupid resolution. God knows it's what messed up my marriage, and I-I just really wanted to apologize, okay? I mean, I was upset, but I-I shouldn't have conveyed it that way. There's no need to apologize. My kid's being a fucking lunatic. It's not cool. Oh, I... I overreacted. He's fine. No, it's the tip of the iceberg. Ah, you know, lot of kids do stuff like this. Mm, kids don't do stuff like this. He did the second-worst thing you could do to a kid in the woods.
The King of Staten Island
40.9s
There was a party? Yeah. Why wasn't I invited? To a high school graduation party? Well, who was there? It was, you know, it was just family and... shit. What, you don't want me to be around your family? I've known them since I was ten. Well, yeah, I just... I didn't think it was something you would want to go to. I'm-I'm sorry. Come on, that's fucked up. Why? Why is that fucked up? Because we're, you know, doing something here. We're... Are-are we doing something here? I don't know, we're starting a thing. I mean, we're having sex and we're hanging out a lot. - I mean, it's... - I thought it was just, like, more, you know, casual than that. You know?
The King of Staten Island
1m2s
Hey. Hey. Uh... I was thinking of finally seeing that Game of Thrones. Should I binge it? Oh, it's a, it's a pretty violent show. You sure you could watch that? I work in an emergency room. Right, yeah. So, you could probably handle a good pillage. Yeah. Okay, well, maybe I'll start watching it. - Yeah. - You watch it with me? Um, well, I actually just kind of finished it, so I-I don't... It's really fresh in my mind, so I-I would probably... - Okay. - I can watch some of them. Uh, I don't think I can watch all of them again, but... - Well... - I'll see you later, then. All right. Uh, are you okay? Or... Oh. Yeah? Come on. Uh, it's, it-it's... It's okay. It's... I-I'm here. Uh, I'm here. Don't-don't worry about it. She's, you know... Well, she's only, like, 45 minutes away, and she'll-she'll probably call in, like, five minutes.
The King of Staten Island
1m7s
Comically huge mustache. Is this what he looked like? That's exactly what he looked like. - You're scared of me. - Yeah. Yo, he-he... And that's not funny. He burst into the door, started screaming, and his mustache was flapping all over the place. - Flapping. - He looked the Monopoly Man. It was terrifying. "Look both ways! Look both ways!" - Fucking maniac. - But I will say, probably not a good idea to tattoo children in the woods. - Yeah, probably. - You know, you could get in trouble. - Yeah, you could. - Why did you do that? I don't know. I thought I would get away with it. Plus, I thought he was, like, at least 15, you know? - Oh, really? - I got... Yeah, I got my first tattoo... - How old was he? - Nine. You thought he was 15? - Yeah, I'm fucking... - Maybe you've been smoking too much. I think I'm just stupid. Uh... No, you should see my mom, though. - It's so weird since my sister left. - Yeah. She's just crying all the time and, like, - she's trying to talk to me and hang out with me. - Mm. The other day, she asked me to go to Nordstrom Rack. I almost slit my throat. Did you go? No. I pretended to be asleep. Oh, come on, she... Maybe she needs company. She's lonely without your sister. Yeah, she's-she's, she's gonna be lonely. I mean, you should've seen her at my sister's send-off party. It was, it was really weird.
The King of Staten Island
1m17s
Guys, I don't think that's a good idea. I mean... we don't listen to anything you say. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, why do you even try to give us advice? So, what do you want a tattoo of? The Punisher. - The Punisher? - Okay. - That's tough, man. - All right. He could've said anything. He said The Punisher. Oh, yeah, I could do that. Is that it? Yeah, that's him. - Are you sure? - Yes. Do I have your legal permission to do this? - Yes. - That's good enough for me. - How about you guys? - Holds up in court. You guys heard it. All right. Yo, he can't get consent. He's ten. Now, hold still, okay? 'Cause it is permanent. Yo, guys. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. - Put your game face on. - Don't worry, dude. This will just be on you for the rest of your life. There you go. - Look at you, tough guy. - There you go. - I don't want to do it! - Uh... - I don't wanna! - Well, I got to finish it. - Now there's just a line. - Calm down, man. - You're gonna look stupid. Sit back down. Relax. - Calm down. - Sit down. Do it. - Relax. - Whoa! Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey, run! Run, kid! - Hey! Run, little man! Run! Run! Goddamn it. I fucking believed in that kid, man. He seemed so tough at first, uh, but then immediately wasn't. That's why I don't fuck with millennials, dude. Again, we are the millennials. He keeps saying that, but I don't know what that means. I regret my friendship with you guys.
The King of Staten Island
32.9s
You know what? It's fine. - What? - No, it's fine. Come back. I'm sor... Wait. Wai... - You know what? You're right. - What? What are you talking about? I'm never right. No, you're right. We shouldn't do this anymore. I don't want to fucking do this anymore. What are you talking about? I don't understand. It was all a mistake. It was a mistake. But it's fine. We're on the same page. We'll go back to what it was before. I'll treat you like I do Oscar and Richie. I-It's not even that. It's just, like, I-I don't know what I want yet. Like, I'm trying to figure my shit out. And you should. Please do. Figure your shit out. But we're not gonna have sex anymore, okay? I got to go.
The King of Staten Island