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19.8s
We get into Brooklyn. And sure-sure enough, there's cops. Like, uh, like they were waiting for us. Oh, shit. So now I'm like, "Oh, fuck. We're screwed." Stan gets off the car. He goes over to the cop. I'm thinking, "Oh, shit, he's gonna fucking clock this cop. He's gonna, you know..." And he goes right up to him, grabs his face, and he kisses him on the lips.
The King of Staten Island
37.4s
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Come on, try a little ♪ ♪ Nothing is forever ♪ ♪ There's got to be something better than ♪ ♪ In the middle ♪ ♪ But me and Cinderella ♪ ♪ We put it all together ♪ ♪ We can drive it home ♪ ♪ With one headlight ♪ ♪ She said it's cold, it feels like... ♪ My head hurts. I... This-this is why I don't drink. I just, I just smoke weed.
The King of Staten Island
1m19s
Yoo-hoo. - Excuse me. - Yeah? Hey, man. How you doing? What's up, man? I need some assistance over here, please. - Sure, I... - Hey, give me a sh... - Oh, my God! - Ah, don't worry about it. Listen, everything's all good. It's, uh, really nothing. I just need a little assistance. This is something that needs to be taken care of now. What happened? Are you okay? Did you get shot? - Were you stabbed? - It's not really a big deal. My vape exploded in my pocket. Just... I didn't stretch right before yoga. I was playing tennis. I slipped. - Well, which one is it? - What do you want me to say? It was nothing. I just need some medical attention, but just by you. Dude, I got to call 911. I don't know what to do. No, no, no, listen, listen. No police, please. Not today. - What does that even mean? - No. We don't need to get the government involved into this situation. We can handle this together. Dude, I'm so high. I can't help you right now. I'm high, too. Well, then you know how I feel. What do you want me to do? Take a look at this. I need some sort of foam. - Holy shit! - You got some stitching? - Dude! - Do-do you have, like, a little needle? - Do you have something with a needlepoint? - No. What happened? It was a misunderstanding. It was an argument. But we're all friends again. We worked it out. You know how buddies get. Dude, I... We-we, we got to take you to the hospital - or you're gonna die. - I'm not gonna die. - Yes, you are. - I'm gonna die? Yeah, I'm positive. I'm positive that you're gonna die if we don't go to the hospital.
The King of Staten Island
38.1s
Huh. Got here as soon as I could. Hey, man, we got to help this guy. He's bleeding out. This a cop? He looks like a cop. Excuse me, ma'am. Ray Bishop, Ladder 57. We got to get this guy some help. We got to move it along here. - Follow me. - Okay, come on, buddy. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Here we go, here we go, here we go. All right. Abdominal wound! There we go. Where? Where? Put him in Two. In Two. Let's get vitals. - All right, buddy. - All right, get him right here. We got to get your shirt off. Let me know if you need trauma. - Oh, shit. - Okay. Here we go. - Nice and easy, nice and easy. - I'll meet you at Six. Six.
The King of Staten Island
33.6s
- 35. - Good job. Look how smart you are. I'm trying to guess what you're drawing by the, by the way your hand's going. Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. - Nothing weird. - Okay. It doesn't look weird, does it? No, not at all. Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. It looks wonderful. Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? Is it supposed to hurt that much? It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. Can I get a tattoo? - No. No. - Sure. - All right. - No. Never. Don't mess with perfection.
The King of Staten Island
23.5s
Three hours and 40 minutes. Did-did you just guess that or did know the answer? No, that's correct. That's incredible. - Wow. - It's not that amazing. - It is, no. - Relax. I-I... Is it all math questions? I thought it was, like, city shit. No, no. You have to prove that you're not stupid, and then you can work for the city. Oh. Oh. So I can never work for the city.
The King of Staten Island