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39.5s
Mom doesn't need to peruse dick. - You know she needs to. - I think she seems happy. You want her to have sex with a ton of people? No, but, yeah, kind of. - I mean... - That's gross. Well, if you knew something was bad before it even started, wouldn't you stop it if you had the chance? It's like that whole baby Hitler thing, you know? If you had the chance to kill baby Hitler before it grew up, wouldn't you do it? Wouldn't you strangle it until its eyes popped out? So, Ray's baby Hitler? Yeah. In this situation, he is, yeah. He's baby Hitler. So, do you want to help me kill baby Hitler? Okay, you're right, Scott. You're right. - I'll see you tomorrow. - Claire! Claire!
The King of Staten Island
25.2s
♪ Down on the corner ♪ ♪ Out in the street ♪ ♪ Willy and the Poor Boys... ♪ How you doing? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ♪ Rooster hits the washboard ♪ ♪ And people just got to smile ♪ ♪ Blinky thumps the gut bass and solos for a while ♪ ♪ Poor Boy twangs the rhythm out... ♪ May I please remind you that there is no flash photography. How are you? How are you? You guys still sober?
The King of Staten Island
19.7s
You know, I remember I... Back in the day, I used to work at that, uh, you know that pizza parlor - down there on Main Street? - Mm. You remember the one? Yeah. I-I used to work down there. I loved it. You know, making the pizzas. Girls would come in, you know. It's like they just had to talk to me. Yeah. Well, that's awesome. I'm glad you got laid a lot at your pizza place.
The King of Staten Island
26.1s
S-Scott... Scott said yeah. All right, who's fighting tonight?! I want to fight somebody! Oh, I'm sorry, Pepe. Don't take this personally. Oh! What happened? That was just a jab. Oh, it's okay, Pepe. - It's all right. - You s... You sure? Yeah. I-I mean, I never done that before, so... I feel bad for you.
The King of Staten Island
35s
You're joking, right? You want me to take your kid to school? The kid that I tattooed? I got two kids. The other one's seven. You're gonna make me babysit your kids? Do... I'm on... I do drugs. Well, looks like you're walking. And thank you. I'm not cool with any of this, okay? And-and where do you expect me to live? And w-with what money? You know I'm a fucking bum, right? Yo, this is fucked up! Seriously. Especially after last night, all that bonding boy bullshit.
The King of Staten Island
12.9s
Oh, you just can't spit on that like that, man. You got to be crafty. You can't just go out at, like... You got to, you got to maneuver. Lick on it or put a boogie in it or something. You think I can fit this whole thing in my ass? If, uh, you really put your mind to it, bro.
The King of Staten Island