- Good for him, man. - I know. - That's awesome. - Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
20.9s
I'm really glad we did that. It was really nice. Me, too. That was awesome. Yeah. I missed you. Oh, yeah? I missed you, too. Just like, uh, old times. I miss all my friends, you know. Mr. Shark, Mr. Weird Skeleton. Well, they missed you, too. They missed you, too.
The King of Staten Island
4.7s
Hey, w-what do I do? Do what you always do. Sit there and do nothing.
The King of Staten Island
16.8s
Hey, I, uh... I'm in a bit of a situation. You think I could stay here for a few days? What are you talking about? Well, it's silly. Me and Ray got into this big fight, and then my mom caught us, and she just started yelling at us. And she threw us out, so... She kind of lost her mind.
The King of Staten Island
6.1s
Hey, yo, Dougie, can I crash in your room? That's not happening, bro. Jesus Christ.
The King of Staten Island
2.5s
I-I wondered if he had kids.
The King of Staten Island
26.6s
Ray. Hey, Ray. Raymond. Ray! What? Hey, I can't sleep. I-I never go to sleep this early. Oh. Well, you know what you should do? You should shut the fuck up. Go to sleep. Thanks. Can't go to sleep. Why don't you dip your weed in NyQuil, you fucking drug addict?
The King of Staten Island
24s
Is he, uh, is he weird around you guys? No. He's nice. He asks me how I'm doing. What do you tell him? I say I'm doing fine. Look, you don't have to lie to make me feel better, all right? I know me and your mom could do a better job getting along through all of this, and, uh... Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't handled it so well.
The King of Staten Island
2.7s
Let me fix that backpack. It's slipping.
The King of Staten Island
12.4s
What's that? Oh, that's Ice Flash. Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. That's the one that I drew.
The King of Staten Island
16s
Are you mad at me? Me? No, of course not. Are-are you mad at me? I mean, - no, but... - Are they... Are they asking questions about me? I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. But at the same time, like, what am I gonna say to them? You were the lookout that didn't look out.
The King of Staten Island
1.8s
Hey, man.
The King of Staten Island
10.4s
Hey, you. What the hell are you doing there? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my house. Get out of my backyard! Get the hell out of here!
The King of Staten Island
41.4s
You better look out for Sprinkles, because I'm looking out for you, all right? You got it. And, listen, man. I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. I don't want you just going in there, feeding him and running out. You got to go in there, scratch his belly. You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. Right. Um, how, uh, how are the boys? How's Igor and Richie doing in there? I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. Igor? Bro, look to your right. That's Carla. Carla. Holy shit! Get the... Bro, she's fucking real. She's fucking real. She's fucking real. Holy shit. Yo. She's hot, man.
The King of Staten Island
1.7s
Fuck.
The King of Staten Island
3.2s
I love you. Uh, okay.
The King of Staten Island
1m14s
- Oh, God. Yeah. - So good. We are so proud of our daughter Joanne... and Claire, who's been at our house so much over the years you feel like our second daughter. Thank you, Margie, for lending her to us all these years. You guys have worked so hard, and we are so, so proud of you. Jesus Christ, dial it back, you fucking fruits. Joanne, you are a very special girl. You made our dreams come true, too. You're my sweet angel. No, she's not. It's such an honor to be your parents. You've taught us as much as we've taught you. Claire... You've been through so much, and you've done so well, so much better than any of us could have handled it. Your dad Stan would be so proud of you. He's looking down at you right now. Yes, he is. No, he's not. A toast to Joanne and Claire. So proud. Congratulations! ♪ Please don't ♪ ♪ Make me have to take your bitch ♪ ♪ How I roll, if I'm shining ♪ ♪ Everybody gonna shine... ♪ - What's up, Todd? - What's up, Scott? You going to college, too, someday? I'd like to, yeah. I'd go study law. Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed? - I do. - Could I have some? - Definitely. I'll go grab it. - Cool. Thanks, Todd.