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1m4s
Ah! I do remember that, and, you know, and I couldn't-- Because we couldn't reach you. [Marcus] We couldn't reach you. I couldn't call you. -We were trying, but I was like… -We were try-- We tried. …"If you'd like to make a call…" Like, I'm trying to! -Wow, okay. -So I had to get another best man. -[sighs] Yeah. -Sorry. -What? -What? -Who? -My brother. -Yeah. -Her-- her brother. They are practically best friends. Like, he loves him. And, you know, we decided to do family-style. -Family. Keep it in the fam. [chuckles] -[Emily] Mm-hmm. So… Two suku'uns. I'll consult the sacred text. [mumbles] -Okay, look. Look, I get it, right? -[Emily sighs] You guys came all the way here, and, you know, it took a long trip, and you-- you drove through a gate, which is crazy, right? 'Cause who gonna pay for that? Who? 'Cause that's not in the insurance. But that's besides the point. The wedding is all full, man. It ain't-- it ain't no more room. -Nope. No. Like-- -And ain't nowhere to stay. Oh, who cares? We'll shack up with you guys, Mexico-style! Come on, you guys. Have you met us? We're so quiet. Honestly, if we were sharing the same room and you guys were doing your little freaky, sexual… [babbles] …fuckfest post-nups-- -Excuse me. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is that your truck?
Vacation Friends
33.6s
Speaking, Mr. Parker. How'd you know it was me? Uh, let's just say after eight or nine calls, I become very much acquainted with the timbre of your voice. I'm just calling you to confirm you set up everything we discussed. Yes. Yes, yes. I have personally seen to it. The Dom Pérignon, the rose petals in the bed, the Bill Withers playlist "Greatest Hits: No Deep Cuts." Sir, if she says no after all this, I will marry you. All right, Maurillio. Not-- Not you too-- [man chanting] [whooping] [Maurillio] Sir? You trailed off. All good. Gracias.
Vacation Friends
1m22s
I knew it. Dr. Adolphus. You've been giving her pills this whole time? She's in so much pain. I'm just helping her manage it. -[Emily] Oh, my God. -What the fuck, Kyla? -What? -She's old. She could OD. -Grandma, spit it out. -Hey, guys. -[coughing] -Grandma, Grandma. Spit it out. Grandma. Spit it out, Grandma! Grandma. I feel like I missed something. You know what? Just try and swallow-- Come here! You had no right to give her drugs. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, babe. They're not drugs. They're herbs. Dr. Adolphus-- No, he's a homeopathic doctor. Bullshit. You said he got in trouble with the law. Yeah, for selling raw milk. Oregon's just not as liberal as people think. Whatever. The fact is, that's my grandma. You should not have been giving her anything. [Marcus] That's the problem with you two. Y'all love poking your noses in other people's shit. Marcus, that's not true. Oh, it's not true? So, why would you invite my coworkers to a wedding without asking me? Why did you pawn my rings? You didn't ask me if we wanted to do that either. Or why would you put cocaine in the drinks of people you don't even know? Because I would want people to put cocaine in my drink if they just met me. We were just trying to be nice. "Trying to be nice" just blew up my fucking wedding! [Marcus] This the crazy part. We have no idea why you're here 'cause we didn't even invite you. Marcus, we're here because we're your friends. Friends? You think we're friends? We're not friends, okay! We were just vacation friends for one week in Mexico! We didn't plan on seeing y'all again, at all! That's why I didn't give you my phone number!
Vacation Friends
37.4s
[together] That was fucking awesome! -[Ron] Oh! -Whoa. Y'all not mad at me for crashing your boat? Mad? Are you kidding me? Come on. Nobody's dead, right? Plus, you guys, how lame would our story be if it was just, like, "a regular old day of sailing"? -[laughs] -You flipped a catamaran! Look, look. I know that boat cost you a ton of money. -No, man. -No. The rental guy made us sign, like, a billion papers. Dude, insurance. He probably made money. There's nothing wrong with giving back. No, no, no! Please, there's gotta be something I can do. Yeah, there is. You're buying the first round. -[Kyla] Whoo! -[Ron] Yes! [Kyla whoops] [Latin hip-hop music playing]
Vacation Friends
19s
[Marcus] Do you realize I almost killed that dog? Fucking Ron. [Emily] Hey, cut him some slack. He actually covered for you with my dad. Like, he kind of saved your ass. Wait a minute. Is Grandma Phyllis over there talking? How's that even possible? [Emily] Kyla has been really obsessed with her lately. Uh-uh. This is not good.
Vacation Friends