It's mine. I was in the Army. I was a Green Beret. [Harold] Green Beret?
Vacation Friends
14.7s
Okay, in Mexico, remember? I was gonna run and jump off the cliff into the water. -You're like, "Don't cover your balls." -Yeah. So? Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like, knocked the eight ball back in the corner pocket. 'Cause now-- now my balls work, man.
Vacation Friends
2.4s
Put what away? What are we doing?
Vacation Friends
5.5s
I'm sorry. This is a private event. It's cool. We know the bride and groom. And you are?
Vacation Friends
23.8s
You guys, let's live here forever! -Whoo! -[Marcus laughs] What are you-- [laughing] He's using a corkscrew on a regular bottle. That's not a wine bottle, man. That's not even a cork! -[laughs] -Whoa! My big, sweet dum-dum. -[Emily] Yeah, true! -[Marcus] Yep. [Kyla] Yeah! Yeah! -[Ron] My dick needs some face time! -[Kyla] Good. The room is spinning. Whoo! [Ron screams] I feel invincible!
Vacation Friends
1.8s
So now she's carrying my child.
Vacation Friends
1.8s
My balls work because of you.
Vacation Friends
1.2s
[whispering] What?
Vacation Friends
1.9s
[baby cooing]
Vacation Friends
1.5s
[whispering] Oh, you did.
Vacation Friends
1.6s
Two pink dots.
Vacation Friends
3.6s
Oh, Brooke, you remember when we had our spa day right before your wedding?
Vacation Friends
1.6s
[giggles, gasps]
Vacation Friends
7.5s
We-- We need to talk. Where have you been? My brother got back from golf an hour ago. I really need to talk to you about something, like, right now.
Vacation Friends
7.4s
You understand where I'm going with this? [sighs] Yes. I… I know.
Vacation Friends
11.2s
Our son who we're literally naming after you. [stammers] Yes, the baby. The baby named Marcus. -[Marcus laughs] -[Kyla giggles] And, look, y'all. I promise we'll be there. Yeah. So, where you guys thinking of having it?
Vacation Friends
9.9s
-Did you cheat on my daughter? -Captain, hold on. Answer me. Did you have sex with that woman? I'm honestly very confused right now. -No, Daddy, he didn't. -How would you know?
