Oh, fuck. He bought it, dude. I can't-- What the fuck? Metal? Come on. Shit. -I'm in the circus. -[huffs]
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Whatever.
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[Marcus] Do you realize I almost killed that dog? Fucking Ron. [Emily] Hey, cut him some slack. He actually covered for you with my dad. Like, he kind of saved your ass. Wait a minute. Is Grandma Phyllis over there talking? How's that even possible? [Emily] Kyla has been really obsessed with her lately. Uh-uh. This is not good.
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Hey, good morning, sleepyhead. I was just getting this for you. A little something to get those synapses firing.
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[chuckles] Damn, how many cousins I got? Some happy cousins. Why they so happy? I don't know. Tell 'em I say hi. [chuckles]
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-Why? What you put in here? -It's grapefruit juice.
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Kidding. Just drink it. You'll feel better.
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-Can I be honest with you, man? -Yeah.
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I really don't get you.
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And heroin.
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What? -[Ron, Marcus laughing] -[alarm chirps] [Ron] Yes. [Marcus] You was hustling them the whole time? Where you learn to play like that? [Ron] Army shrink. He said golf was good for PTSD. I got a little obsessed. But that was a hole in one. What are the chances? [chuckling] Uh, roughly zero. -So, you cheated? -I do not cheat. I put that on the green fair and square. Ernesto. Remember my guy? I had him kick it in the cup to make it awesome, which it totally was. Well, look at you now, brother. You own a new Ferrari. Nah, man. We'll enjoy this for a bit, but I'm-- I'm giving it back.
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What? [birds chirping] [reporter on radio] …arrested for breaking into a Pine Valley lake house. Luckily for him, police quickly discovered the problem. He once owned the home and they believe he was simply confused. Officer on the scene says there will be no charges filed. Matthew Sweeney's World of Magic Tour is over and-- [vehicle approaching] -[man 1] Whoa! -[man 2] Whoa! [tires screeching] -[man 1] Hell, man! -[man 2] Whoa!
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No one, and I mean no one, talks to you the way they did at breakfast. Thank you. And I appreciate that. So, we can-- Can we just go get the ring-- You made me your best man, and with that comes a solemn oath of responsibility.
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I give you my word. I will never, ever… ever let you down. Ron, I get it. I get it. You got my back. But can we now go get the rings? Like-- Like right now. Sure, man. What's the rush?
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[door opens] [chattering] Uh… Baby, is that Zeke?
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I know exactly what happened. I was there, Marcus.