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Hey! Look, look. Can y'all class it up a little bit? -I told you-- -What's your problem? We're just two men having a conversation about cognac. No, I told you to put the two glasses in there. -No. -Hey. Look here. It's not about the glasses. You talked about farting. Nobody care about Dad's gas like that. And, Dad, you can't tell nobody how much you spent on the gift. What's the point in spending so much money then? -How about this. Go-- Go get some food. -[mother] Mmm. It is so much food over there. Y'all should go eat. -Well, let me just say this. -Uh-oh. We will not talk to anyone else this entire weekend if that's what you want. If that's what you want. I'm not gonna embarrass you. -Ma, no. -[father] See what you gone done? Believe me. We're not hungry. We not gonna eat any of your food. -Ma. I know y'all hungry. -You done messed up, boy. -Dad-- Could you talk to her for me? -No, sir. Ma-- Ma. [jazz music playing] [chattering] -…not us. -[laughs] -[sighs] You ready? Here we go. -[man] Ladies and gentlemen, may I please present to you the bride and groom-to-be, Emily and Marcus! [applause, cheering]
Vacation Friends
20.1s
It's weird, but it's impressive. I'll take it. So, you said you were a nurse, right? No. [laughs] I am more of, like, an assistant to Dr. Adolphus. -Interesting name. -I know, right? He's had to change it, like, a million times because the Feds are always after him. But what can I say? The benefits are really worth it.
Vacation Friends
42.5s
What makes you think I didn't take my last marriage seriously? Damn, son. This some fancy shit. You done come a long way from drinkin' 40s on the stoop with little Jay and Reggie. -Oh, stop. [laughs] -Hey. Ooh, I'm so glad to be out that car. Your father farting the whole way. [father] You know I got the diverticulitis. Anyway, good to see you, Harry. We brought you a little something. Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's not the regular Hennessy. That's VSOP, $71. [mother] Yeah, that was a set. It came with two glasses, but we kept those 'cause we thought you had glasses. [laughs] I think I see the councilman. I should go say hello. -Oh. Yeah. -I like that jacket. Yeah. And tell the councilman I say hi too. [laughing]
Vacation Friends
36.2s
[sighs] Oh, Emily says Harold is still missing. He was gone the whole night? -You think your employees whupped his ass? -[Nancy] Oh, stop. Dad, no, okay. My employees wouldn't… -Nah, you-- you're being ridiculous. -[door opens] [laughing] There he is. The man of the hour. Are y'all drinking already? We still going from last night. Yeah, man. Your wedding just gets better and better. Well, I'm glad you enjoying yourself, but, honestly, I don't think we gonna have a wedding anymore. -Do we get the Hennessy back? -Mmm. What are you talking about? It's happening. -Says who? -[door opens]
Vacation Friends
29.9s
What? -[Ron, Marcus laughing] -[alarm chirps] [Ron] Yes. [Marcus] You was hustling them the whole time? Where you learn to play like that? [Ron] Army shrink. He said golf was good for PTSD. I got a little obsessed. But that was a hole in one. What are the chances? [chuckling] Uh, roughly zero. -So, you cheated? -I do not cheat. I put that on the green fair and square. Ernesto. Remember my guy? I had him kick it in the cup to make it awesome, which it totally was. Well, look at you now, brother. You own a new Ferrari. Nah, man. We'll enjoy this for a bit, but I'm-- I'm giving it back.
Vacation Friends