What is that? A Corvette, pre-owned? -It's a Ferrari, you dipshit. -$250,000. -Bought her brand-new. -Boom. [imitates sizzle] [Gabe] Now, Marcus, I understand a hundred dollars a hole is a lot of green for a blue-collar worker, so if you need to back out, go ahead and do it now. -Fuck you. -Fuck you. -No, fuck you. -Fuck you again. No, kiss my-- You know? Let me holla at you real quick. Can you excuse us?
Vacation Friends
20.5s
All right, dick holes. How much we betting? Hey, hey, man. Didn't you hear what he said? No drinking and no gambling. Marcus. Relax. Have some fun, all right? What do you say a hundred a hole? Count me in. [Bennett] Me too. Tell you what. Let's keep it fresh. Back nine we double the stakes. -Double? -Problem? [chuckles] Please. You see what I'm driving? [Ron] That's you, the red one?
Vacation Friends
8.9s
Where'd you get that? Who cares? Just help me whup the Brooks Brothers over there. Come on. I would love to beat these two assholes… -Do it. -…but I suck at golf! That's why you're lucky I'm your best man.
Vacation Friends
7.3s
Man, I don't have that type of green. Marcus, don't worry. I'll bankroll you. Pay me back later. Bankroll me with what? How about this?
Vacation Friends
4.1s
What was that? Thought you said you was good? I am. I just gotta get warmed up.
Vacation Friends
5.3s
You gotta get warmed up? -Want a hit? -No! [song continues]
Vacation Friends
2.3s
["Space Ho's" playing]
Vacation Friends
16.1s
Now, put that bottle on your head. I'm gonna shoot it off. -Yes! [grunts] -Whoo! No. Hold on one second. Hold on a second. Guys, no. Seriously, stop playing. It's fine. We play this game at home all the time. Babe, he's not serious. We been drinking and we been smoking. -I don't-- No, no, no. -[screams] Count it!
Vacation Friends
4s
A reminder that a powerful weapon like this should only be used when absolutely necessary.