[together] That was fucking awesome! -[Ron] Oh! -Whoa. Y'all not mad at me for crashing your boat? Mad? Are you kidding me? Come on. Nobody's dead, right? Plus, you guys, how lame would our story be if it was just, like, "a regular old day of sailing"? -[laughs] -You flipped a catamaran! Look, look. I know that boat cost you a ton of money. -No, man. -No. The rental guy made us sign, like, a billion papers. Dude, insurance. He probably made money. There's nothing wrong with giving back. No, no, no! Please, there's gotta be something I can do. Yeah, there is. You're buying the first round. -[Kyla] Whoo! -[Ron] Yes! [Kyla whoops] [Latin hip-hop music playing]
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[Kyla] Wahoo! -¡Viva la revolución! -[cheering]
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[Ron] Hook me up. Hook me up.
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Look, I've never been the type of person that can just float, you know? Marcus, you're missing the point. Yeah, real story, but a metaphor, because it has nothing to do with your body mass. I understand that. I mean, I know what metaphors are. I was-- Do you? Do you? If it isn't Special Forces and special… stupid idiot. You're lucky you didn't hurt my dad's dog yesterday, 'cause if you did, I would've hurt you. Okay, Gabe. Is that right? Right? You gonna kick my ass? -You wanna go right here, right now? -I think he wants to. 'Cause we can do that. If I may. Gabe, it looks like you're trying to lead with a power jab. Let's get those hips in. Get warmed up-- Hey. What are you-- Hands off. Whoa! Okay, man. I'm just-- Listen, I'm not here to fight anyway. My father sent me here to collect the rings. I guess the best man is supposed to carry the rings, so that's why I'm here.
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Wait, wait, wait. Y'all getting married? -Yeah, we decided to do it. -[Emily squeals] [Kyla giggles] What changed your mind? Well, Ron and I wanna do what's best for Marcus. Why do y'all wanna do what's best for me? No, Marcus… Marcus.
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[cheering]
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-Marcus, I'm going in with you. -Mm-hmm. Every step of the way. [inhales deeply] Deep breaths. -[inhales] Okay. -I mean, this is from me to you. You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate.
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-That's Charlie? -Yeah, that's Charlie. We look nothing alike, okay? This is a pale white man with red hair. I'm not talking about his looks, man. I'm talking about his spirit. You both got this hard shell on the outside, then one bite and you get to the gooey center.
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That is… Oh! …reindeer moss.
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Okay, baby. Let me get this straight. I spent the last three months waking up at the crack of dawn to learn how to ride a horse for a damn nature walk? And the most important rule of all… [barking continues] …have fun. [chuckles] ["Ooh La La" playing]
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You know something? I'ma give these to my best man, but to my new best man, Ron. -Here you go, brother. -You mean it? -Can he do that? -No, he cannot do that. It's already been done. That's right. That's my best man right there. Marcus, this means… more to me than you'll ever know.
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Why are you whispering? Well, because you thought I was too loud in there.
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There is a good chance that nothing's gonna happen. ["So What'cha Want" playing] [both laughing]
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[sighs] God. [Gabe, Ron] Two, three, four. -[groans] -[groans, chuckles] -That's what I'm talking about. -Put some respect on it. Watch out. -[Marcus] Okay. How much you got left? -Not a lot. -We're gonna never get those rings back. -[Ron] All right, boys. Last hole. Let's do something big. Double or nothing. All in. I stick it on the green from here in one shot. Double or nothing? That's what you-- No! No. No double or nothing. No! You do realize you haven't hit a green all day, right? Wait. Haven't I? You know what? We're in. Actually, let's make it a little interesting. Let's put Bennett's Ferrari in the pot. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. That's like 45 grand. Forty-five thousand?
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One of the edible Cladonias.
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All right. They gone. You can give me the rings back. What? No. I-- You-- We just said-- What? No, no. That-- I was doing that in front of them. I'm actually gonna keep the rings, so you just give 'em back to me. Marcus, you made me your best man. That's that. Best man holds the rings. Yes, I know what "traditionally" the best man do-- You can't just say the best man holds the rings and then not let the best man hold the rings. I got you.