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Hey! Look, look. Can y'all class it up a little bit? -I told you-- -What's your problem? We're just two men having a conversation about cognac. No, I told you to put the two glasses in there. -No. -Hey. Look here. It's not about the glasses. You talked about farting. Nobody care about Dad's gas like that. And, Dad, you can't tell nobody how much you spent on the gift. What's the point in spending so much money then? -How about this. Go-- Go get some food. -[mother] Mmm. It is so much food over there. Y'all should go eat. -Well, let me just say this. -Uh-oh. We will not talk to anyone else this entire weekend if that's what you want. If that's what you want. I'm not gonna embarrass you. -Ma, no. -[father] See what you gone done? Believe me. We're not hungry. We not gonna eat any of your food. -Ma. I know y'all hungry. -You done messed up, boy. -Dad-- Could you talk to her for me? -No, sir. Ma-- Ma. [jazz music playing] [chattering] -…not us. -[laughs] -[sighs] You ready? Here we go. -[man] Ladies and gentlemen, may I please present to you the bride and groom-to-be, Emily and Marcus! [applause, cheering]
Vacation Friends
20.1s
It's weird, but it's impressive. I'll take it. So, you said you were a nurse, right? No. [laughs] I am more of, like, an assistant to Dr. Adolphus. -Interesting name. -I know, right? He's had to change it, like, a million times because the Feds are always after him. But what can I say? The benefits are really worth it.
Vacation Friends
42.5s
What makes you think I didn't take my last marriage seriously? Damn, son. This some fancy shit. You done come a long way from drinkin' 40s on the stoop with little Jay and Reggie. -Oh, stop. [laughs] -Hey. Ooh, I'm so glad to be out that car. Your father farting the whole way. [father] You know I got the diverticulitis. Anyway, good to see you, Harry. We brought you a little something. Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's not the regular Hennessy. That's VSOP, $71. [mother] Yeah, that was a set. It came with two glasses, but we kept those 'cause we thought you had glasses. [laughs] I think I see the councilman. I should go say hello. -Oh. Yeah. -I like that jacket. Yeah. And tell the councilman I say hi too. [laughing]
Vacation Friends
35.1s
-[squeals] -[chuckles] -Looks like you fuckers are married now! -[Kyla laughs] Whoo! -[Marcus] Yes! [laughs] -[Kyla] Yay! Oh, baby, I love you. -[Harold] They did it. -Yay! Marcus, Mommy and Daddy are married! -Thank you, you guys. -[Grandma Phyllis] Congratulations. -[Kyla] Thank you so much. -[Marcus] Thanks, Pop. Hey. Hey, everybody. Look. Look. I would like to propose a toast to the new couple that is not only our new favorite couple, these are our best friends. We love you so much. Congratulations to Ron and Kyla! [cheering] Cheers! Mmm. Refreshing.
Vacation Friends
36.5s
But I won't. You're my friend. [coughs] I think you need to express your feelings here. Feelings? I feel great. I feel so good. This the best I've felt all fucking weekend. [choking] Got it. Before you choke me out, there's something you should know. Shut up! Back before Mexico, the doctors said I could never have a baby. [coughs] They said I was sterile. [coughs] Wait, wait. What? I went to see a bunch of specialists. Out-of-pocket cost is so damn high with the deductibles. I should have-- Get to the fucking point! Back in Mexico, Kyla got pregnant. [coughs] And… it's because… [coughs] …of you.
Vacation Friends