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19s
Hey, you know, just because your father's power is surging through me, that doesn't technically make us related, you know, and I'm gonna be 18 in, like, five months, so... [clicks tongue] Stick to saving the world, kid. Yeah, you know, like, that's... Okay, cool. See ya. What's with our boys and older women? [exhales sharply]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
32s
It's been two goddamn years! Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind? A meaningless measure. Hey. I'm 57 years old. I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics waiting for a worm to enact some, what, vague plan I've been told absolutely nothing about? It takes me a very long time to get places, okay? I do not have legs, I do not have wings, I just slither around endlessly. But not for long. [laughing]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
20.8s
-Billy Batson. -Yeah? I mean, no. I've never heard that name in my life. I don't know who you're talking about. But I'd like to meet that person 'cause they sound super cool. And funny. And talented. And ridiculously handsome, but, like, in a dangerous way. What the hell are you talking about? Relax. We know who you are. -How? -Don't worry about that.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
1m15s
Who are you guys? Don't worry about that either. Look, we've seen what you can do. And we're here to make you an offer. How would you like to join -the Justice... -Yes! A thousand times yes! Oh, my gosh! I've been dreaming about this! Well, I mean, not this exactly. Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman in the dream, but... -Ew. -Huh? Well, that was easy. Welcome to the Justice Society. Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what? The Justice Society? Is that different than the Justice League? Yes. The Justice Society is different than the Justice League because of how words work. I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. -So, that's you guys, right? -No. Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude? He's joking, right? -No? -Okay. I'm out. I'm gonna wait here, 'cause of the shoes. Can you drive by and get me? [Shazam] Hey, just a little constructive criticism. It's pretty confusing that there are two separate groups of superheroes that are totally unaffiliated, but both have "Justice" in their name, you know. Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts? 'Cause just a quick search on Thesaurus.com, you got so many options, man. Like, "Authority Society." Eh? Uh, uh, "Code Society." That's stupid. These are, like, legal terms. [gasps] "The Avenger Society." [inhales sharply] I like that, for some reason.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods