"The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life which gave birth to their realm protected by a... -dragon." -Hey, now. And I am suddenly here for this. I know, right? 'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. -On the other hand, dragon! -Dragon! Mary. What are we doin'? I don't know, man. This is your meeting. Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page and, and, and look, I often think that you think better than me. The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works. That, that room of doors, or that violin that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird but also definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? He didn't even tell me my superhero name. And it's not like I'm not tryin'. But I really, really need your help.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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[chuckles] What? You call the pen "Steve"? Yeah, I thought he looked like a "Steve." [superhero Darla] He totally looks like a "Steve." -"'Crime and Punishment,' a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah. -[Shazam laughs] -Pedro. -Dude, that's cheating. -I mean, he knows everything. -Hmm. -Seriously. Ask him. You can just ask him stuff? -Pretty much. -[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool. Steve, we're looking for information about the daughters of Atlas. Can you please help us with that?
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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So, I'm mapping out the entire lair and you withhold this? [Shazam] And you have really been holding out on us. Jeez Louise, dude.
Quiet one, she is. I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat. [chuckles nervously] Is that... Oh, you're totally serious. Okay. Uh... Right, so, look, here's the thing, um, you're upset. A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers, which totally sucks balls, I totally get it. But, I kind of feel like you're taking this all, like, really personally and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right? If thieves stormed your home in the night and stole all your coin and then fled, you would naturally give chase, would you not?
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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You are a lost boy who likes to make-believe that he's a warrior. Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you 'cause I'm not, like, super old like you, but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have. 'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady. And let me tell you something. It's all about family! [music swells] -[music stops] -[birds cawing]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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Family! Guys, that was the signal. We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you. Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess?