[chuckles] I just want you to know, we have the utmost respect for sex workers.
No Hard Feelings
2.6s
- Just call me Laird. - I can't.
No Hard Feelings
1.3s
May I be frank?
No Hard Feelings
14s
I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet, and the reason you haven't found anyone yet is because young girls are idiots. That's not their fault. They're young. But... this is your son we're talking about.
No Hard Feelings
12.3s
- [Maddie] Wow, he's adorable. - [Allison] Isn't he? [Maddie] Mm-hm. So... how does this work? The honor system or...? - That, and we know his passcode. - Mm-hm.
No Hard Feelings
2.6s
We tried everything to bring him out of his shell.
No Hard Feelings
2.6s
We've just been so worried about our son.
No Hard Feelings
13.6s
We can't send him to college like that. He'd never make it. Well, that's why you called a professional. Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car. Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.
No Hard Feelings
20.4s
- We're at the end of our rope. - I was shy when I was Percy's age. But I dated this girl right before I went to college, and she really opened me up sexually. Okay. - Barbara. - Mm-mm. Anyway, by the time I got to college, I was out of my shell and thriving. - Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him? Yes.
No Hard Feelings
15.3s
And he's not gay? No. We've seen his Internet history. Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay. A little gay. Large groups of people. [Maddie] Hm. Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but does it have to be a Buick?
No Hard Feelings
10.6s
What you need is someone who looks like a peer, but has the maturity to be able to handle this with the tact and sensitivity the situation requires.
No Hard Feelings
5.5s
I am, uh... not a sex worker. - Not that there's anything wrong. - Oh, no.
No Hard Feelings
10.4s
Where's my phone? Is it in your car? - Nope. - You barely even looked. - It's not in here. - Can you check? - My parents need to know where I am. - Why? Are you a child?
No Hard Feelings
1.7s
I didn't even go to prom.
No Hard Feelings
11.4s
Because it's like you're trying to eat me. Oh, God. I'm not gonna have sex with somebody that I don't know. It's better that way. Trust me. Not for me.
No Hard Feelings
5.2s
Like a coward. That must've been a really exciting second date. [scoffs]
No Hard Feelings
12.8s
What about sharks? None here. [water splashes] Jellyfish? Not in season. It's really the lack of lifeguards that's causing an issue for me. - Just get the fuck in here right now! - Okay! Okay. Okay.
