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Yeah. Things are so expensive here now. You think I wanna wait tables after teaching kids all year? Listen to me. If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van. I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead. - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Jim. I'm just trying to keep it light. You think a kid wants to have sex with you in your current condition?
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24.9s
That would take too long. I need a car now. I'm just surprised you're actually considering this. That's all. I've had a one-night stand before and gotten zero Buick Regals for it. Babe, you don't know this, but women have all sorts of reasons for having sex. I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning. I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan. I had sex once on a first date - 'cause I thought he was gonna kill me. - [Jim] Jesus. - You're with me now, babe. - She's talking about you, dumbass.
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Have you seen these helicopter parents? They'll do everything for their kids. I'm surprised they're not gonna fuck him themselves. It does say early to mid-20s, though. - That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay. You won't even rent your house out, but now you'll rent out your vag? Jim, the adults are talking. Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, I can't express an opinion? - Exactly. Yeah, shut up. - Yeah. You have a Road Runner tattoo covering your entire back. I don't think you should tell anybody what to do with their body. What about an OnlyFans page?
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