It might be a medical thing. You know, the problem is the parents. They baby him. Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big date. - No. - What? No. It's gonna take me a week to air that thing out. Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes. Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.
No Hard Feelings
9.6s
I'm just trying to help. You could always rent the house out. No. Ugh. I can't stand the thought of those summer people being in my house. Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
No Hard Feelings
9.8s
- Give it back. - Why don't you wait on your boat? I'll blow the foghorn when we're open. The fuck's wrong? I just asked for a drink. Hey, hey, hey. Stop that. What is going on here?
No Hard Feelings
5s
- Course you do. Thanks. - Mm-hm. - See you on the water. - All right.
No Hard Feelings
3.3s
You're still a virgin, hotshot. No, that counts, actually.
No Hard Feelings
1.2s
I'm kidding.
No Hard Feelings
3.2s
[gentle music playing]
No Hard Feelings
1.7s
We're not open until noon.
No Hard Feelings
25.3s
[Maddie] "Need a car for college? Date our 19-year-old son this summer. He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart, but socially very shy. He's never had a girlfriend. We've tried everything. We're looking for an attractive, kind, intelligent woman, early to mid-20s, to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall. In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal, clean, rust-free, 40K miles. Serious inquiries only." "Date" is in quotes.
No Hard Feelings
8.5s
[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do. [chuckles] The new house is right on the water. I tore down the old place. Gotta come out. G and T with lime.
No Hard Feelings
1.3s
It's okay.
No Hard Feelings
3.4s
Maddie? Maddie!
No Hard Feelings
2.8s
I'd definitely still be a virgin.
No Hard Feelings
1.3s
Oh, shit.
No Hard Feelings
2.2s
My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.
No Hard Feelings
3.2s
[tender, poignant music playing]
No Hard Feelings
2.7s
The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.
No Hard Feelings
3.4s
I just got my license and I've already ruined two cars.
