Why is the flight attendant flying the plane? I've killed the pilot and taken over the plane. You're my hostage.
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- Where's the rest of my seat belt? - It's a lap belt. Just pretend you're on an airplane. I'll be your flight attendant.
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[Crispin] Okay, then.
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We have to do it with everyone. It's the rules. Oh, a little rule follower, huh? Yeah, they're super important. So is there, like, an office or somewhere private?
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- [yelling] - [screaming]
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- Hi. - Hi.
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[song stops] [coughing and gagging]
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Where is the waitress? I just hope my parents don't find out that I'm here.
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[sighs] I'm really tense.
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Oh, wait.
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I won't be here.
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What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.