El, you can't take some offhanded remark I made and turn it into a crazy life decision. It was a joke.
Instant Family
19.4s
Come on. Okay. So you're punishing me with manual labor. - I've worked harder than you've ever... - Yeah, I know, you're a badass. - This isn't a punishment, okay? - Hey! I'm Stewart. You probably... You... What's up? Stewart. Don't ever talk to her again, okay? - As a matter of fact, go to lunch. - It's 8:15.
Instant Family
15.3s
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. I never get tired of watching white people fight. Nor do I. But why don't you calm down and tell us, without blaming each other, what the main issues are. Well, Lita is just constantly... - I want... - I don't want to!
Instant Family
3.2s
So, uh, nobody's being moved.
Instant Family
20.4s
- Put these on. - What? Just put them on. Lizzy, I know you're angry. At us, at the world. Maybe at yourself a little bit. I don't know, and you're not talking. Truth is, when I'm pissed, I don't like to talk about it either. But you know what I do like to do? - Oh! - I like to break shit. R... Really?
Instant Family
52.5s
All right, look, you drop them off. I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and get to the bottom of this, okay? - Okay. - All right. - Wait, Pete, that's him! - What? Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...? Come on. I'm getting him. You! Dick pic! Hey! Hey! - Hey! Excuse me. - What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh? - Dick pic! - Think it's okay? Sending pictures of your knob to a 15-year-old girl? You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top. I saw what you wrote to her: "If you don't show me something, I'm gonna lose interest." That's actually sexual assault, young man. It's disgusting! Not such a big man now, are you? Come on, whip it out! Show everybody those big shaved plums you're so proud of! We're gonna call your mom, tell the principal, maybe even call the police. - What do you think of that, Jacob? - My name's not Jacob! - What? - My name is Charlie. That's Charlie. - I thought you said his name was Jacob. - Really? And my plums aren't shaved. Or big.
Instant Family
1.6s
Miss Viara.
Instant Family
4.6s
It's okay, buddy. That's okay, buddy.
Instant Family
2.3s
Hey, next time...
Instant Family
1.8s
I hate it.
Instant Family
1.8s
Hi, Jacob.
Instant Family
7.3s
Yeah. - We haven't got much time. - Hmm? I-I imagine it's a bit tender here.
Dolittle
3.6s
I-I think I'm getting this. I'm actually starting to understand.
Dolittle
5.2s
I really don't want to fight you. We're not fighting, are we? It's a therapeutic session.
Dolittle
19.9s
As I just told Poly, we are a bit shorthanded after all, so... You won't regret it. Welcome aboard. I hear you could be a big help... ...by cleaning this up. That, too, if you wouldn't mind. Oops. Those as well. And that. I got these. Careful with that medical equipment.
Dolittle
7.1s
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - You're doing great. Oh, this is gonna murder my back. Quit complaining, you oversized flamingo.