What's that? Lizzy made it for me. You didn't get one? You got a T-shirt? You got a T-shirt? You may all be seated.
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Yeah! I love this song. We are here today to officially create a new family. Peter and Elinore Wagner, do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita, and Lizzy into your family today? - Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor. It's just the song that's got me a little emotional.
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- Did I make it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Sandy, come on, it's started!
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You okay? That's a shame.
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Are you with them? Do you know those guys? Yeah. Why? Do you guys want to come in? - Uh... - I-I made a pie. - No, thank you. - Yes! - Karen! - It's pie. You know I love pie. Great. Yeah, I just... I have so many feelings.
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But no matter how hard I pushed them away, they were always there with a sack lunch and a ride.
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Juan, Lita, and Lizzy, would you like Peter and Elinore to be your mom and dad? Sure.
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Good job, Michael. All right, October. I'm calling it. Yours is dead.
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- I'm sorry. Can someone else go? - It's okay. It's okay. Well, I'm Kit and this is Michael. We've also been trying to conceive now. Pretty much since the first night we met, right? That is correct. We're just not having any luck. We're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.
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- Is Lizzy okay? - She's a little upset right now, buddy. - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. Here she is.
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It was Juan, Lita, and Lizzy." You see? You were what was missing, Lizzy. But now you're here and you are stuck with us. - That's right. - We're gonna be at every soccer game. We're gonna be all over your ass about your grades. We're gonna buy you your first prom dress. It's gonna be really pretty. But not too revealing. Super sweet. You know, not too sexy. Just like... really, that gorgeous sweet spot. Yeah. And when you graduate high school, we're gonna be in the front row embarrassing you. We're gonna be in the front row again when you graduate college, or even if you don't. You will be graduating college, 'cause it's so important and you're so smart. I don't mean to push, but it just opens up so many more opportunities. But either way, we're gonna be there for you. And someday I'm gonna give you away at your wedding. Even if I think the guy's a pissant and he's not good enough for my little girl. That's right. Someday in the future. Someday in the way, way, way off, deep, deep, deep distant future.
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Hi. So, when I was eight years old, my mom and her boyfriend decided it would be a good idea to build a meth lab in our garage. They made me deliver drugs for them. They abused me physically, and some of their customers abused me sexually. Uh, when I was 11, our garage exploded, and I was put in the system, bounced around from placement to placement. Pretty soon I was 14. Nobody wants a teenager, so I'd be aging out in a few years. The thing is, over half the kids who age out of foster care end up homeless, addicted, incarcerated, or dead within two years.
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You just take it and try to throw it into his mouth. Really. You want to have a go?
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The point is, that it's the same... for a displaced child... who knows... that you don't want her.
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- Put these on. - What? Just put them on. Lizzy, I know you're angry. At us, at the world. Maybe at yourself a little bit. I don't know, and you're not talking. Truth is, when I'm pissed, I don't like to talk about it either. But you know what I do like to do? - Oh! - I like to break shit. R... Really?
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Anything in this room.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, dear. Mom. Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous. - How was care group? - So much fun. Hey, hey, hey. We have news. - You're pregnant? - Oh, my God! - Why are you doing this to me? - I'm sorry. No? It's okay. No. Just tell them. - Yeah? - Uh-huh. Okay, okay. We are going to adopt through foster care, just like you guys! I mean, we did not get it at first, and then we met yours and saw what a wonderful choice it was. Hell of a lot cheaper than in vitro too. Which is not the reason, but it's a reason, if you're weighing factors. And we start classes next week! What do you guys think? I think, uh...