If Brooke wants a pet, she should just get a dog. She's just trying to recreate Mindy in her own image. All right, ladies, have a seat. Let's get started.
Kick-Ass 2
7s
Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing, man? You all right, Chris? You all right, buddy? Get off me! I was winning. No, you were crying.
Kick-Ass 2
8.5s
You know what? Screw this. My super power is that I'm rich as shit. Hey, you wanna work for me, huh?
Kick-Ass 2
2.4s
You wanna beat people up for me?
Kick-Ass 2
2.2s
Besties stick together.
Kick-Ass 2
7.9s
There you are. We saved you a seat in the caf, but you never showed. I usually head over to the Olive Garden to carb load.
Kick-Ass 2
7.7s
Oh, my God. You could totally make captain. That was so much better than Brooke's. Oh, my God. Brooke doesn't stand a chance for captain after that.
Kick-Ass 2
6.6s
What do you think? I think it does the job. People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal.
Kick-Ass 2
10.2s
An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, deserves a visit from Eisenhower.
Kick-Ass 2
3.4s
If you'd consider it, Kick-Ass, we'd be honored to have you join us.
Kick-Ass 2
2s
I thought this could be our meeting room.
Kick-Ass 2
1.7s
Four attackers.
Kick-Ass 2
1.4s
Schwantz!
Kick-Ass 2
1.9s
No escape.
Kick-Ass 2
1.2s
Go.
Kick-Ass 2
14.2s
Whoa, this is so cool. Now this little renovation was totally clandestine, which means nobody knew about it. Now, I know it's not much, but this is just the beginning. Together we can make a real difference. Whoa!
Kick-Ass 2
12.2s
Get some! Uh-huh! Yeah! You got this, Motherfucker! You really think he's got a shot? I wouldn't take his money if I didn't. MMA is like chess. It's all about the moves. And your boy really knows his stuff.
Kick-Ass 2
9.2s
I haven't had white sugar since my first birthday. Do we need a thintervention? Come on, best way to tighten up a tummy is varsity dance team. The sign-up sheet just went up.
