I'm sorry, who are you? I, uh, volunteered for your evil army, like the others. Right. I appreciate that. Thanks for joining the cause. This is the VIP area for the core group. I just thought it was funny you said that. Because he is Kick-Ass' father. Who? Mr. Lizewski. He's Kick-Ass' dad.
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Spread out!
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Mindy? Mindy!
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He's kidding, right? Motherfucker don't kid. That's not it. I'm gonna give each and every one of you party favor fertilizer bombs! And we are gonna get our riot on! That's what it means to be evil. We, my friends, are the real 1%, and tonight we are gonna fuck this city up or my name is not... Chris D'Amico!
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I think I got her! Go check!
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Hey. Where's the rest of the team? Dr. Gravity has the flu, and Remembering Tommy got Book of Mormon tickets, so... That's okay.
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No. That's why we brought our friends.
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Now I'm ending it.
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You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris. Archetypes. Keep going. We got, uh, Katarina Dumbrovski. Wait, wait. A chick? Yeah. Seriously, you hired a chick? Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ate her cellmate. Okay. "Mother Russia."
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Okay.
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Voila! Presto and elegant, damn. Them boys designed a very tasty logo.
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I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus.
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Okay. The girls are upstairs in the apartments. My little brother, he's on the till. He's just a college kid. Kick-Ass, Night Bitch. On it. Ralph D'Amico is gonna end you for this. Ow! It hurts! Yeah, there's a dog on your balls.
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Oh!
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You don't understand. He's doing this to protect me. Dad!