Sure. All right! Let's get you a mask and a costume, and we will call you Black Death. Whoa, whoa, you don't think that's just a little bit incredibly racist? I don't give a shit. I want you to put the word out that I'm willing to pay top dollar for every hired hitter in town. Come on, come on. Just talk about it first. Money talks. You wanted me to be my own man. This is what it looks like.
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20.8s
Yeah, well, I don't know what kind of superhero Night Whore is, but if you really think I'd ever break my word, you obviously have no idea who I am. I know that making dance team doesn't make you stop being who you are. I know Hit Girl couldn't give a shit about what high school girls are into. I know that you wouldn't go on a date if your life depended on it. Go to hell, Dave. What? You know I'm right.
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14.2s
I've been studying privately with Coach Podell. And by studying, I mean my mom paid her off to make me varsity. So, if you're half decent, I'll make sure she puts you on the team. At least as an alternate. You'd do that for me?
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7.2s
If Brooke wants a pet, she should just get a dog. She's just trying to recreate Mindy in her own image. All right, ladies, have a seat. Let's get started.
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7s
Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing, man? You all right, Chris? You all right, buddy? Get off me! I was winning. No, you were crying.
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8.5s
You know what? Screw this. My super power is that I'm rich as shit. Hey, you wanna work for me, huh?
Kick-Ass 2
2.4s
You wanna beat people up for me?
Kick-Ass 2
2.2s
Besties stick together.
Kick-Ass 2
7.9s
There you are. We saved you a seat in the caf, but you never showed. I usually head over to the Olive Garden to carb load.
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7.7s
Oh, my God. You could totally make captain. That was so much better than Brooke's. Oh, my God. Brooke doesn't stand a chance for captain after that.
Kick-Ass 2
6.6s
What do you think? I think it does the job. People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal.
Kick-Ass 2
10.2s
An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, deserves a visit from Eisenhower.
Kick-Ass 2
3.4s
If you'd consider it, Kick-Ass, we'd be honored to have you join us.
