Hands in the air, Spring Roll. Empty the register and don't do anything stupid. Come on! Hey, where are your security cameras? We don't have them. Too expensive. Seriously? What the fuck? How's this gonna go viral? You want to be filmed? Shut up and just get on the ground! And you'd better tell people The Motherfucker was here. What's wrong with you, boy? Get on the floor, too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass. You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly. Just get on the ground!
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Saving your whiny ass! No! I won't let you have this. I'd rather die! What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real life!
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Hey. Hi. Uh, uh, it's me, Kick-Ass.
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They should be back by now! It's definitely dead. Says on the Internet you're supposed to keep them in fresh water. It is just hungry. We must feed it.
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I am.
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His wannabe supervillains, defeated.
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What's wrong?
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Let me show you what real evil looks like.
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Great, um, Simon.
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That is not my name!
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My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.
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Now!
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I've got some butterflies.
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I know. Tonight you die.
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Suddenly we represented everything that was wrong with society.
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Yeah, well, screw you guys. Todd... No, really. Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go find my own team. Todd. Wait. Come on.
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Seriously? I gotta ask. You're my best bud and you're growing up so fast.
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That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident. A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch! This conversation is over. Great. Then I'm leaving.
