Who are you supposed to be? I'm The Motherfucker! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am gonna shit on everything that he loves. Let's trash this place, guys.
Kick-Ass 2
30.8s
Marcus, I know I made you a promise, but I can't keep being someone I'm not. When I see evil, I have to stop it. Mindy, what you did to those girls at school was unacceptable. You could have really hurt them. You're right, I could have, but instead I sent them home with tummy-aches. Boo-fucking-hoo. I don't get it. This obsession that you have with revenge is not healthy. If you don't let me and the police do our jobs, there is gonna be nothing that I can do for you. You're never gonna have a normal life and you'll probably end up like your father. Marcus, they cut a guy's head off. Who else is going to stop them? Kick-Ass? You?
Kick-Ass 2
4.9s
Party at my house! Pathetic. Simon, you can drive us.
Kick-Ass 2
7.8s
Seriously? You're such a dick, Marty. I know this is why you guys aren't texting me back, I'm not an actual idiot. Well, you could have fooled me, Ass-Licker.
Kick-Ass 2
2.7s
And we ditch losers.
Kick-Ass 2
9s
Where are we going? To a party. Why is this party in the middle of nowhere? Because that's where keg parties usually are, right?
Kick-Ass 2
5.7s
God, okay, I'm just... I'm not in the mood. I guess evil dick feels limp.
Kick-Ass 2
3.2s
And who's that? The Motherfucker.
Kick-Ass 2
1.7s
You wanna bet?
Kick-Ass 2
3.6s
Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?
Kick-Ass 2
2.4s
Wanna see something cool? Yeah.
Kick-Ass 2
2.9s
Eventually it had to end, too.
Kick-Ass 2
3.7s
Be nice or I'll rip your ass out through your mouth.
Kick-Ass 2
3.7s
I can't go home. I can't put Marcus in that position.