All they have to do is take off their masks, no one's gonna recognize them once they're back in their street clothes. Your attention, please! Feds traced the IP addresses for all those other costumed freaks. We got every law enforcement agency in the state working to hit them at once! Why is Kick-Ass on this list? His crew does community service. I don't give a shit. Anyone wearing a mask is getting detained. We're putting an end to this tonight!
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Your first big date. How are you feeling? Like the first time Big Daddy sent me into a crack den with nothing but a penknife.
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What's wrong?
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Mindy beat me like morning wood every day for three weeks. Come on. Guard up! Left, right, guard up!
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Then why is it worse?
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Watch the birdie.
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All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
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Let's do this!
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Hands in the air, Spring Roll. Empty the register and don't do anything stupid. Come on! Hey, where are your security cameras? We don't have them. Too expensive. Seriously? What the fuck? How's this gonna go viral? You want to be filmed? Shut up and just get on the ground! And you'd better tell people The Motherfucker was here. What's wrong with you, boy? Get on the floor, too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass. You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly. Just get on the ground!
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Hey. Hey, can we chat?
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Night Bitch all snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.