Gonna have to stay in there until you calm down, you lunatic.
Kick-Ass 2
1.8s
Dollar. Jar.
Kick-Ass 2
1.3s
Now!
Kick-Ass 2
23.2s
All they have to do is take off their masks, no one's gonna recognize them once they're back in their street clothes. Your attention, please! Feds traced the IP addresses for all those other costumed freaks. We got every law enforcement agency in the state working to hit them at once! Why is Kick-Ass on this list? His crew does community service. I don't give a shit. Anyone wearing a mask is getting detained. We're putting an end to this tonight!
Kick-Ass 2
7.7s
Your first big date. How are you feeling? Like the first time Big Daddy sent me into a crack den with nothing but a penknife.
Kick-Ass 2
8.7s
My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.
Kick-Ass 2
3.1s
You were right. You gave it up.
Kick-Ass 2
1.4s
What's wrong?
Kick-Ass 2
19.1s
A bunch of people with made-up names standing around in homemade costumes, searching the web for unsolved crimes. The comic book heroes all have billion-dollar bases and headquarters on the moon, but this is the real world. ...scales, like a red, white and blue. It's awesome. What's that? Brick. Right.
Kick-Ass 2
8.4s
Javier, what's going on? Chris, what's up? What are you doing on Lou's phone, huh? Drop yours in the toilet again? Everything okay?
Kick-Ass 2
6.3s
Mindy beat me like morning wood every day for three weeks. Come on. Guard up! Left, right, guard up!
Kick-Ass 2
4.6s
Maybe Night Bitch was right, which means Dad was, too.
Kick-Ass 2
2.3s
I've got some butterflies.
Kick-Ass 2
2.2s
Then why is it worse?
Kick-Ass 2
1.7s
Watch the birdie.
Kick-Ass 2
11.6s
All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
Kick-Ass 2
10.5s
Saving your whiny ass! No! I won't let you have this. I'd rather die! What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real life!
