Just like it had to eventually happen, that real people would try to be superheroes.
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Your Uncle Ralph's not gonna be happy about this, Chris. That's not my name. I'm not calling you that, forget it. Javier, you worked for my dad. Then you worked for my mom. Now you work for me. I'm probably the richest kid in New York City. But if you don't like that, find yourself another motherfucking job, okay?
Kick-Ass 2
10s
You done many team-ups before? Kind of. Yeah. No, not really. I was getting kinda nervous about being on my own, you know? Yeah, me, too. I never even been in a fight.
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2.3s
Damn it, Mindy. I can't do this anymore.
Kick-Ass 2
5.2s
You're the best, man! Only problem, I was still on my own.
Kick-Ass 2
9.9s
I've been bullied my whole life for being gay, so now I stand up for the defenseless. That's why I don't wear a mask. Too much like being back in the closet.
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2.5s
Jersey Shore motherfucker!
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7.2s
Mindy! What the hell? First you almost get me killed, then you stand me up. Dave, I'm sorry. I mean, I... You are?
Kick-Ass 2
2s
Uh...
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14.2s
I understand that you don't know who that person is yet, but you will, you've just gotta try. I don't want to. You don't know what you want. You can't. You're not an adult, not yet. Yeah, well, I've done more in my 15 years than most adults have in their lifetime.
Kick-Ass 2
10.6s
Dude. You got a secret elevator to your underground headquarters. Yeah. The guy I told you about owns this place. It's like a real-life bat-cave. I know, right. Oh, yeah.
Kick-Ass 2
10.3s
Okay, okay. Uh, Red Mist... Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker.
Kick-Ass 2
6.8s
Beware Dr. Gravity! You had to admire the Doctor's enthusiasm. I couldn't wait to meet his friends.
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4.3s
All right, we'll let you off the hook this time, Battle Guy.
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You can't go. People need you.
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1.8s
You got my soup?
Kick-Ass 2
14s
That's terrible, guys. I'm real sorry. I became Night Bitch after my sister was murdered and found in a dumpster. Holy shit. Doesn't bring her back, but at least I'm doing something positive about it. Insect Man. Yeah, um...