Hands in the air, Spring Roll. Empty the register and don't do anything stupid. Come on! Hey, where are your security cameras? We don't have them. Too expensive. Seriously? What the fuck? How's this gonna go viral? You want to be filmed? Shut up and just get on the ground! And you'd better tell people The Motherfucker was here. What's wrong with you, boy? Get on the floor, too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass. You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly. Just get on the ground!
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Let me show you what real evil looks like.
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Hey. Hey, can we chat?
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Chris D'Amico, dead.
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Great, um, Simon.
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Guess we're the first ones here. This isn't where you have a party, moron. This is where you dump a dead body. What's your problem? I'm sorry.
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Night Bitch all snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
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You gotta put this on.
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Time to die, asshole.
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Mindy Macready?
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Get down!
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Shit.
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Oh!
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What's that supposed to mean? If you're not at work, you're here doing crunches. Why? So you can look like someone else? Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing? Your life has no meaning, Dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice? Where the hell are you going? Oh, uh, I'm leaving. That's what you do when you grow up.
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Is this what you've been up to while I'm out working nights saving for your college? You've been dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick things.
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But, in a weird way, I kinda liked it. It gave me a sense of purpose. What happened to your face? Nothing. Like we were driving towards something.