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JEANISE: Did you have a good time? -Yes. -I’m glad. What you finna do? I will get the surgery so my daddy can give me as a present for this American man. What kind of surgery? I will have the biggest titties in the whole world. Okay, so you’re getting plastic surgery at 15. Yes. -When you getting that done? -Now. -Now? -Yes. Well, do you want that?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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...where she remains to this day." TUTAR: Yes. This is not a true story. -Okay? -It is a true story. No, no, it’s not a true story. Your vagine cannot bite. It cannot suck your arms to a ball. It can’t do that. But my tatti told me that. -Okay. -He tell me the truth. I mean, I understand what you’re saying, -that your daddy told you that. -Yes. But that’s not the real world. -Are you touch your vagine? -Who, me? -Yes. -Have I ever touched it? -Yes. -Yes. -No. -Yes. -You can’t touch your... -And I-- Yes, and I’m here. Didn’t n-nothing ate me up. See, I’m here. You ready? ♪ ♪ TUTAR: What are you doing? JEANISE: We’re driving. Women can drive. -(crying) -Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. -It’s okay. -You can’t drive! You can’t drive! -I can drive. I can. -You can’t drive! -It’s impossible woman to drive! -No, no. -This is... -No, no, no! -You are a man dressed like a woman. -No. No. TUTAR: Help me! It’s a woman driving the car! ♪ ♪ May I?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
32.7s
We-We’ve seen a dramatic drop in having children produced within wedlock. It’s a huge problem in our society. And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity in-in the United States. -Can I say something? -Uh... -Yes. -I want-- Yes. -I want you to speak now. -(panting) I’d love for you to speak now. -This important. -Yes. -WOMAN: Yeah, great. -Yes. Something really strange, something wonderful just happened to me. -And... -(applause)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
52.4s
No, you don’t, ’cause you would’ve said yes. I excite. You excite, but that’s not what you want. Okay, I don’t think you need to do that. ’Cause you’re pretty and you’re young. And any man should like you as you are. You shouldn’t want to be anybody else but yourself. But if I have enormous titties, I don’t have to learn how to swim. Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning. You will still have to learn how to swim. They will protect me. How will they protect you? They titties. Titties are not gonna keep you out the water. You are pretty. You’re a pretty-- Girl, look at yourself. Look. Look. You see yourself? Huh?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
22.8s
(chuckles) Yes, you are beautiful. So I don’t see anything on your body or on your face that need to change. I want you to be happy. But I wish you would just think about some of the stuff I said. Think about going to school. Use your brain, ’cause your daddy is a liar, okay? My daddy’s the smartest person in the whole flat world.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
44.6s
-It’s actually on the verge... -BORAT: Michael Pen-is! Michael Pen-is! I brought a girl for you! -(crowd jeering) -Don’t worry, I won’t get jealous! She not Ivanka. Get out! (crowd booing) Pussy Hound Pen-is! You just hit me, man. You just hit me. Don’t punch me. Mike, help me! (crowd jeering) Mike, you’re fired! CROWD (chanting): Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! CROWD: Four more years! -A hundred more years! -CROWD: Four more years! BORAT: If you release me, I’ll give you my Klan robes. -Don’t stop. Keep moving. -How about my wig? Don’t stop. Keep moving. PENCE: The United States Senate cleared our president on all... ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
46.3s
Hi, I’m Macy. -It’s nice to meet you. -Nice meet you. Come sit with me. -You are sugar baby. -I am. What is sugar baby? So, pretty much, a sugar baby is a younger girl like you and I, and we’re dating someone who’s older. -Yes. -And how old do you like them? That’s the question. -Nearly dead. -Okay, then, you should get someone who just had a heart attack. -Yes. -Okay, high five. -High five. -I love that. That’s what you want. As a woman, you never want to be a person who is aggressive. -You want to be more submissive. -Oh. We have to be kind of weak. But I’m strong. I can open a beer with my small hole.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm