I have a non-male son? Daddy? Why are you living like this? Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage. Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov! BORAT: Mm. How old are you? Fifteen. Fifteen?!?? You’re the oldest unmarried woman in all Kazakhstan! I’m so happy that you’re back. I’m not. I’m off to US&A. Please take me with you! Not possible. (yelling in Kazakh) Please Daddy. (speaks Kazakh) Here... -have a piece of onion instead. -MAN: Sagdiyev. Johnny’s in the crate. You must leave now. Uh... nice to meet you.
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Okay. A cage? -This is a pretty nice one here. -Oh! -900 bucks. -900? A lot of money. -Yeah. -BORAT: I think this one too expensive for you. No, Daddy. Please, please? Please, please, please. I want it. -She want it. -(chuckles) -Daughters. (laughs) -Yeah. -Teenagers. -Yeah, you got to make them happy. You got to make them happy. Yeah. How many other girls are gonna live in here with me? -(man chuckles) -BORAT: How many, uh, girls you normally put in a cage this size? Uh, one. But I hear, uh, McDonald Trump, he, uh, -cage, uh, Mexican children? -Well... -Yes? High five. (laughs) -Yeah, yeah.
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-I need one of these... -BORAT: Ah. I know just the place!
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Johnny the Monkey. BORAT: Johnny the Monkey, Kazakhstan’s Minister of Culture and number one porno star.
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Also, get me a chocolate cake. Now, get him ready! ♪ ♪
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BORAT: Before I make commencings my mission, I returned to my village in order to give kiss to my sons and make sexy time with my wife. I’m back, everybody! I’m back! But I discovered that my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay, had taken everything from me: my Mikhael the Mouse pajamas and my sons, Bilak, Biram and Hueylewis. That not my name anymore. I’m so ashamed of you, I change it to... Jeffrey Epstein. (all shouting)
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Look at me! I’m flying! Get inside. Where are we going? I’m taking you to meet one of America’s leading feminists. Ooh.
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(Tutar crying softly)
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-You go ahead and come on in. -Oh. Oh. -BORAT: Very nice. Yes? -Well, hello. -Yes. -Yes. Nice to meet you. -Okay. -Yes. How long must we be stuck in here? JIM: Well, don’t know for sure. Till this COVID-19 thing passes. What is more dangerous, this, uh, virus or the Democrat? -BOTH: Democrats. -Uh-huh. I think, with the Democrats, with Obama-- and I think it goes back to the Clintons-- when they were also in office. This, uh, Clinton, they make this plague? -Yes. -JERRY: Yes. -Mm. Not nice! -Clintons are very evil. -Extremely evil. JIM: Supposedly, they torture these kids. -It gets their adrenaline flowing in their body. -Mm-hmm. Then they take that out of their adren-- -adrenal glands... -Yeah. ...and then they drink their blood or that-that out of their... -JERRY: I’ve heard about things like that. -Yeah. Hillary Clinton drink the, uh, blood of children? -That’s what we’ve heard. -Yeah. -I’ve heard. -It’s-it’s been said. -Yeah. -BORAT: Lucky for me, I was taken in by two of America’s greatest scientists. -What’s up? -I’m killing some of the viroos. -No, you can’t see the virus. -No, it’s still there. This will kill the virus. ♪ Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you ♪ ♪ And I’m wondering what it is I should do ♪ ♪ It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face ♪ ♪ Lose control, yeah, I’m all over the place ♪ ♪ Clowns to the left of me... ♪ -JERRY: That don’t go in here. -But this is for wash machine. -What is that, the flashlight? -I get you new flashlight. Alexa, order three flashlights. (grunts) Ah. ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ -JERRY: Oh... -JIM: Oh, wait a minute. -I don’t think that’s a flashlight. -BORAT: What is it? -JERRY: I didn’t get the... -BORAT: I said "flashlight." This is "Flesh." It’s called a Fleshlight.
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-What this? -Ah... That’s not what you’re talking about, I bet. This is for dessert? No, this is probably what you’re looking for. It have a pictures of a woman with no clothes? -Most likely. -Wawaweewa. Can I make borrowings this, for one moment? -Sure. -I need go, uh, toilet. (chuckles softly) Uh, you stay here.
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Of course not.
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I can’t-- I-- Look, we got to be appropriate and ladylike. -Okay. -(grunts) This is what you’re not supposed to do.
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-What is it? -That’s hers. One more thing that she left.
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You will find a new gift for him or you will die." What-what else do, uh, powerful men here like? (exhales sharply)
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He sent you a picture this time.
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(doorbell rings)
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BORAT: Put down your chram! GIULIANI: Oh! She 15. She too old for you. Why are you dressed like this? She my daughter. Please, take me instead. -Take my anoos. -Don’t take him. -I don’t want you. No, no, take my anoos. Do not have her. TUTAR: I’m better than him. BORAT: No, I better. My back pussy very tight. TUTAR: No, please, my front anoos. BORAT: Please, I will let you enjoy my chram in your mouth. -(Tutar shouting) -BORAT: No, I better! TUTAR: I can... I would love to marry you. BORAT: I was in prison many years, so I have techniques with my mouth. Hello? What’s going on here? Look at this guy. I forbid this union. Rudy, Trump will be disappoint. You are leaving hotel without golden shower. ♪ ♪