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1m17s
I go to the toilet, and I put my index finger... (chuckles) ...and my-my middle finger on my cunt. And I found out that I wasn’t sucked in and I wasn’t eaten. Womans, this place is amazing. -No teeth at all. -WOMAN: It has no what? No teeth. -Oh. -No teeth. TUTAR: It’s so nice, so warm. I will show you. You move this way, circle four time. Then you move up and down, and if it’s not working, you can use this part of your hand. And then you will feel something like an explosion, and then you will finish. Come on. Take your panties off, everyone, please. Do you touch your vagine? Uh, it’s something we don’t talk about in p-public. Because of the Nadia Akatov story? No, no, no, no. If that is a lie, what other lies my daddy tell me? So come with me. Come with me. Let’s run away from our daddies. Let’s go and put our hands together and touch our vagines. And we’re so glad you’re here. Thank you.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
1m13s
♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪ -(pot banging) -♪ Here I am ♪ ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ You got it. We’re done. JERRY: The Democrats, they want to hurt and destroy this country. They are like demons. -Yes. -Yes. We can’t do to them what we would like to do because they-they unfortunately, they have the same rights we do. They should have a bit less rights than you. -Mm... -High five. -They-they should. BORAT: Even though the hoax virus lockdown was stopping me from finding Tutar, Jim and Jerry found ways to cheer me up. JIM: I wrote a song for you last night so you can play for us. It’s called "The Chinese Virus Song." ♪ Obama was a traitor... ♪ -"America, he did hate her." -JERRY: Yeah. ♪ America, he hate her ♪ -There you go. -Yeah, that’s good. That’s good. I like that. -That’s good. -Say, "You can put him in jail." ♪ You must put him in jail. ♪ -JIM: Yep. -Is he in jail? No, but I hope so soon. BORAT: But I still had not found Tutar. And although my buddies were highly knowledgeables, they didn’t know anything about womens. The women here have rights. JIM: They can do whatever they want.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
56.8s
You went to the wrong address! It’s over there. -I did not. -Come on. It’s titty time. -No, I’m not doing it. -Why not? Because I’m beautiful as I am, and I don’t need to be given as a gift to a man to be worth something. Yes, you do. It says so in the book. The Nadia Akatov story is a lie. -Not a lie. It true. -It is a lie. -I did it. -What? How did you escape? Out of your asshole? No. And the rest of the book is also a lie. Look there. It’s a woman driving a car. BORAT: That is not a woman. That is Dog the Bounty Hunter. (sighs) This manual is full of lies. I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like our nation’s proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened. -How dare you say that? -Look.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
52.8s
Hello. I, uh, want my daughter ball and chain, please. Okay, well, can you step back? ’Cause you’re too close to me. Did you take the test? To see if I, uh, had the syphilis? -Not syphilis. -Ah, yes. I had it 15 times. Not-- That’s not good. Okay, just stop right there. -What? -You have to stop right there. -Stop here? Why? -’Cause we can talk better that way. Can I have my ball and chain, please? -Are you finna put it back on her? -No, of course not. She, uh, luckily came to her senses, and she is, uh, about to gift herself to a new owner. She will be the happiest woman in the world, uh, just like, uh, Melania. Can I have my... Yes, I’m finna get your ball and chain -for you. -Thank you. You’re welcome.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
20.2s
They’re relying that you guys continue to shut up and sit in your house like good little subjects. -We will not comply. -(cheering) -MAN: Will not comply! -SPEAKER: Now you’re talking! I going to head up to the stage to see where she is. SPEAKER: We got to get up and fight, guys. God bless each and every single one of you. (cheering, applause)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
19s
-Where are you going? -BORAT: Upstairs. No, you are not going up there. But I must defend my daughter’s vagine from America’s mayor. Let me see your I.D.!! So, please take this. It used to belong to my father, but I think you should keep it. It-- Whoa. My God. That’s wonderful that you gave this to me. So, uh...
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm