I have never felt such humor! So unbelievably uncool. Oh, Quill. Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
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DRAX: What if the Sovereign come? QUILL: There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go. I'm uncertain about parting ways. God, you're like an old woman. Because I'm wise?
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If he ends up being evil... we will just kill him.
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You will never love me again never break the chain never break the chain break the chain QUILL: Hey, can I ask you a personal question? Oh...
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I say... if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low... your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated. QUILL: Right. And if it's anything other than... you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win. They are not for feeling doorways. I think... they have something to do with my empathic abilities.
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Ain't so tough now without all your toys...
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There! Ah...
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He needs my genetic connection to the light... to help destroy the universe. He tried to teach me how to control the power. So, could you? A little. I made a ball. A ball? I thought as hard as I could. It was all that I could come up with. You "thought"? You think when I make this arrow fly... I use my head?
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Yondu Udonta...
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Crap.
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EGO: I hired Yondu to pick you up... when your mother passed away. But instead of returning you... Yondu kept you. I have no clue as to why.
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I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy.
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QUILL: Okay. She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit! You must be so embarrassed! Do me! Do me!
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GAMORA: Why do you have so much luggage? DRAX: I don't want Groot playing with my things.