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Cool glasses, man. What, are you going to a racquetball game later? I can't see. Oh, my God. You're blind? I am so sorry. I didn't know it was like that. It'll come back. That's the spirit.

Stuber

10.1s

Here. Please, no. No, no, no. We're the good guys. He's a cop. I'm with Uber. Go, go, go. Get down, get down. Get down.

Stuber

17.8s

Oh. Of course. Yeah, no, I was just thinking about that earlier. You think I'd miss my baby girl's first gallery show? Well, you did schedule eye surgery the same day as it, so... Well, even if I was having a heart transplant today, I'd be there. Right. But you can't actually see, so... I'll get up real close then.

Stuber

1.8s

You little shit!

Stuber

8s

I'm gonna hit "send". I wonder if Doc Ramirez will see this. 1:00 a.m. at the salvage yard! - Yes. - Hey, stop!

Stuber

9.7s

Oh, my God. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die at a hospital for animals. No. Hey, hey. Pull it together, all right? I need you to take out these lights. Level the playing field. I don't have a gun!

Stuber

20.7s

- Did you hear that? - Becca wants to fuck! Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? - You're gonna fuck! - But then what? We just don't talk about it? Not this time. This time you tell her how you feel. You open your heart. You be honest. Go. - Yeah. Yeah. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. I'm gonna lock it down. I'm gonna tell her how I feel. Amo.

Stuber

5.6s

Yo, Amber. What's up, girl? It's Leon!

Stuber

21.3s

Five. Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. Rhetorical! Rhetorical question, dude! I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. I do meditate!

Stuber

7.4s

Wow, this place is not gentrified at all. - We're here? - Hey, you think... these guys will be gracious enough to let me use an outlet - to charge my car? - Probably not.

Stuber

30s

What? Yeah. The back and forth... the razzing, you and me. It's the best part about this whole stupid job. It's, like, the worst part for me. Do you have any idea what it's like... to know the only reason you even have a job is because your dad owns this place? And you're balding? Fuck. I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. Yeah, but that's shedding. That's normal. Everyone has that. - Plus your follicles... - Hey, Stu, we gotta go.

Stuber

1.8s

Leon! Fuck!

Stuber

16.3s

Tedjo. Leon ever mentioned that name to you? Say anything about a big shipment? Think real hard, Ms. Tittyais. That's why I dropped all the charges against Amber. Oh. Wait, wait, that's her ringtone. That's Becca's ringtone. I need a good background. What's a good, neutral background?

Stuber

20s

Come on. - What are you doing? - Get over here, big guy. After all the horrors we've been through... we've earned this. Come on. - Save it for a tree, bud. - Hey. Men can hug. Okay? And I know deep inside that... needlessly muscular body... is the biggest muscle of all, your heart. - And I want to hug that heart. - Stu!

Stuber

22.6s

Okay. We just gotta get out of here and we're home free. I got us an UberSUV, so we can all pile in. Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes. Six minutes! He took a right! You're going the wrong way, Tariq! What are you doing, dude? Everyone, pull out your phones. Call Uber. Uber. Uber. Ride-share. Ride-share. Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is.

Stuber

16.1s

Hey. I need you to send a text for me that says... "He's dead." When my grandmother died she looked so peaceful. These men do not look peaceful. - They look murdered. - Stu. I need Tedjo to think I'm dead.

Stuber

4.3s

Okay, they were bad men. They made bad choices... and it was their fault, not mine.

Stuber

4.7s

God damn it. He passed out. All right, we gotta get this guy to the hospital.

Stuber

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Cool glasses, man. What, are you going to a racquetball game later? I can't see. Oh, my God. You're blind? I am so sorry. I didn't know it was like that. It'll come back. That's the spirit.

Here. Please, no. No, no, no. We're the good guys. He's a cop. I'm with Uber. Go, go, go. Get down, get down. Get down.

You little shit!

I'm gonna hit "send". I wonder if Doc Ramirez will see this. 1:00 a.m. at the salvage yard! - Yes. - Hey, stop!

Oh, my God. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die at a hospital for animals. No. Hey, hey. Pull it together, all right? I need you to take out these lights. Level the playing field. I don't have a gun!

Yo, Amber. What's up, girl? It's Leon!

Wow, this place is not gentrified at all. - We're here? - Hey, you think... these guys will be gracious enough to let me use an outlet - to charge my car? - Probably not.

Leon! Fuck!

Tedjo. Leon ever mentioned that name to you? Say anything about a big shipment? Think real hard, Ms. Tittyais. That's why I dropped all the charges against Amber. Oh. Wait, wait, that's her ringtone. That's Becca's ringtone. I need a good background. What's a good, neutral background?

Hey. I need you to send a text for me that says... "He's dead." When my grandmother died she looked so peaceful. These men do not look peaceful. - They look murdered. - Stu. I need Tedjo to think I'm dead.

Okay, they were bad men. They made bad choices... and it was their fault, not mine.

God damn it. He passed out. All right, we gotta get this guy to the hospital.