Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?
Stuber
21.2s
Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. So, how do you know my dad? He kidnapped me. We killed some people. Huh. I'm on the fence. Really? I think she's brilliant. Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. Like if Tilted Arc had a soul.
Stuber
13.8s
- I'm not going to Bosley. - But... I'm banging a chick that works there. - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? - Hmm? - All right. Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. Whoo!
Stuber
3.3s
- Okay. - Bye. Bye.
Stuber
2s
I'll kill you!
Stuber
19.8s
I just was... Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... because it's a women-only gym... and then your man friend Byron Jade... much more of a man than I am. Oh, Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. Sign it, sign it, sign it. Okay!
Stuber
6.3s
"Come Sail Away." That's what it's called! "Come Sail Away."
Stuber
5s
All right. Looking good. Keep these on the rest of the day.
Stuber
1.4s
Come on.
Stuber
2.7s
You fucked with the wrong Uber driver!
Stuber
3.3s
I got him! Fuck. It worked.
Stuber
2.2s
Vic!
Stuber
1.2s
Uh...
Stuber
20s
Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.
