- Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. - I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. I didn't get cake on my birthday. What're you doin' here? Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? Tedjo's a cop killer.
Stuber
2.7s
You fucked with the wrong Uber driver!
Stuber
36s
Mmm. - We're doing it! - Yes! Becca, I like your shoes. They don't really go with your outfit... but, uh, you can pull it off. Oh, Richie, thank you. I like your facial hair. Although, am I your type? 'Cause I'm over 12. - What? - I'm gonna go... 'cause when you entered, my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" Will you call me later? - Yeah. - All right. Bye! I'm excited! She was making a joke. I don't like when girls make jokes. Hey, um, can I pick up some more shifts? I need some more cash coming in. Not in this economy. Cool? Sure. Also, not really an appropriate question to ask your boss. Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me?
Stuber
1.2s
Hey.
Stuber
1.5s
Clear.
Stuber
13.9s
"Yo, Becs! 'Sup... "girl? "I'll be slightly late. "But I'll be right over... "so we can... "have sex."
Stuber
1.4s
Shit!
Stuber
17.5s
Tedjo's slippery. He's small, but don't underestimate him. - Just follow my lead, kiddo. - Okay. - Sir. - Yes, please. Hello. Need to get up to the penthouse please. I'll let Mr. Washington know that you're here. It's best if we surprise Mr. Washington. Yeah. I think that'd be best.
Stuber
1.6s
Is this the Uber app?
Stuber
1.2s
Oh, shit!
Stuber
1.3s
Hey.
Stuber
2.5s
Two, three, four, five, six!
Stuber
11.7s
Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.
Stuber
9.4s
Thank you. "Mr. Washington"? Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? Better not be a bad friggin' tip. "Friggin'"?
Stuber
1.6s
We good.
Stuber
13.5s
Uh... So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... so I already rated you three stars. But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. Hey.
