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And that was Thor! A lot of security back here. I'm gonna check it out. Stay put.

Stuber

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I just was... Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... because it's a women-only gym... and then your man friend Byron Jade... much more of a man than I am. Oh, Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. Sign it, sign it, sign it. Okay!

Stuber

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That's funny. No, seriously, how much do you bench? Two-hundo? Three-hundo? I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. Bang those out. Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... Why are we stopping? - What the hell's going on? - Hi. - Hi. - I'm Sloan. Melanie. - What the hell? - The USC campus, right? - Yeah. - Can I interest you in some Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... ...so if you could get us there. What the hell's going on? Two young women have just gotten into the back seat of the car. You selected the UberPool option, so... Uber-what? UberPool. You pool the cost of the ride with other passengers going in the same direction. No. No. It's actually very cost-efficient. They're going to USC and he's just... No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. Is that even real? Get the fuck out of the car! - Oh, God! - Go, go! - Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! - Grab your shit... - What? No, no. - ...and get out! - Seriously? - No, please come back! - So lame! Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! Come on. Let's go, Steve.

Stuber

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You are doing great. Just focus on Becca.

Stuber

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I quit.

Stuber

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Yes! - I'm sorry. - Yes! - So sorry! Oh, God! - Stu! Vic! Vic! Yes! Yes! Let's go! Go! Go! I just hit someone with my car! She'll live. - You hit a crooked cop. - That was a cop? Oh, my God. Are you the bad guy? I'm not the bad guy. Come on!

Stuber

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Steve!

Stuber

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Okay. Well, heroin is so bad. And I think it's worse when kids do it. So I hope you...

Stuber

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Are you... Oh, come on. You need a tissue? Teddy bear? You got a blanky in the trunk you want me to grab? Jesus. I'm really overwhelmed right now. Tears are a natural response to the immense pressure I'm currently experiencing. Yeah, sure. Naturally. Everyone cries. It's good for you. I don't cry. Pico doesn't cry. You cried when you were a baby. Nope. Never. - You don't remember that. - I remember my birth. Oh, you're getting rid of the murder weapon! Take Sepulveda over to Crenshaw. There's a hospital there. Okay, okay. Hospital. Good. It's a hospital. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, God. Come on! Get your ass over here and help me!

Stuber

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Well, switch to gas! There's no gas! It's an electric car! You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? Everybody who buys an electric car has a car that doesn't use gas. That's what an electric car is. Well, that shit attitude is not gonna help us out of this situation. No attitude will help. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Stuber

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All right. Come on, hurry!

Stuber

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And you got your bloody footprints all over Leon's murder scene. And I'm on surveillance footage at the Sizzle Room. McHENRY: Tedjo's distribution center, you mean. But then you got greedy... and you got yourself killed in a shoot-out during a drop. In fact, it happened right over there.

Stuber

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Are they here? Coming in right here. - Get the shit. - Bring 'em. Oh, got your ass.

Stuber

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Oh, man.

Stuber

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You're not Chinese. - I'm the racist one? - You look like... if all the ugly people in every race fucked! Come on, let's go. Long Beach.

Stuber

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Come on.

Stuber

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Fuck, this is a lease! Will you quit bitching? Now, punch it! You know what?

Stuber

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This is the bar.

Stuber