"Yo, Becs! 'Sup... "girl? "I'll be slightly late. "But I'll be right over... "so we can... "have sex."
Stuber
1.4s
Shit!
Stuber
17.5s
Tedjo's slippery. He's small, but don't underestimate him. - Just follow my lead, kiddo. - Okay. - Sir. - Yes, please. Hello. Need to get up to the penthouse please. I'll let Mr. Washington know that you're here. It's best if we surprise Mr. Washington. Yeah. I think that'd be best.
Stuber
1.6s
Is this the Uber app?
Stuber
1.2s
Oh, shit!
Stuber
1.3s
Hey.
Stuber
2.5s
Two, three, four, five, six!
Stuber
11.7s
Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.
Stuber
9.4s
Thank you. "Mr. Washington"? Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? Better not be a bad friggin' tip. "Friggin'"?
Stuber
1.6s
We good.
Stuber
13.5s
Uh... So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... so I already rated you three stars. But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. Hey.
Stuber
4.5s
Where'd he go? Hey! I got him!
Stuber
15.1s
Fuck! - You shot me, man! - What the hell did you do? - You said the safety was on! - It was! Oh, my God! He's bleeding out! I killed him! You got shot in the leg. Good for you. Take Pico. Hey, asshole, get your ass back in that car.
Stuber
27s
Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! No. Fuck you, homie! You're looking at five years for possession. - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? No? Watch him. I'll be back. This is bullshit, man! No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. This is a hard no for me. - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! Don't act like... you know what UberPool is, okay? You learned that earlier today.
Stuber
23.6s
Don't let him out of here! I'm a henchman. I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. You Stockholm-syndromed me. - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. Leave my balls out of it. We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. Very funny. I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! - Let go! - God damn it... Stu, turn around! This is my car!
- Fuck! - Damn. Wait. Wait. He has nothing to do with this. All right? Just let him go. He's a good man. I forced him to be here. He's done nothing to you.
Stuber
7.6s
That's the feds. It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. One of the top agents. Five stars.
