I'm sorry, I feel like I've been talking about myself so much. No. Are you doing a lot of stand-up? - Are you... - Yeah. I, uh, bombed my Montreal Comedy Festival audition. Like, horrifically, like... I saw the video.
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[ Quietly] Fuck. I did.
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This place is terrible.
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And I know Islam has been really good for you, and it has made you good people.
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[ Scoffs ]
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I think I'll make tea. Actually, I'll open a bottle of wine.
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Like, three whole episodes, and it's a bad show.
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I'm not ready.
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You make me sad inside of my heart, and it makes me sad to look at you.
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- Terry, hi. - Hey. - Can we talk? - Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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- Really? Out of how many? - I don't know.
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- What? We're gonna move her. - What you... What are you talking about? You fucking caved?
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I don't think I'm smarter than you. You just don't think you're as smart as I am. - That's not my fault. - Right, it's... It's never your fault. Everything's my fault. Oh, there are some things that are definitely...
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1.2s
You get it, right?
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This is not a "B" horror movie. [ Laughs ] Okay, are you ready?
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Something that has never made sense to me. Why did you bring me here if you wanted me to not have an American life?
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[ Register beeping ] KUMAIL: I'm sorry. MAN: Do you want any fries or drink with that?
