I admit, this one is designed to stir up some controversy.
The Big Sick
8.9s
I figured that was what was gonna happen. I have a solution. So, "Hi, how are you?" That's just a real basic one. You know.
The Big Sick
2s
And what brings you to New York?
The Big Sick
2.3s
Should eat there by yourself, right, hon?
The Big Sick
2.6s
What do you mean, who's calling? This is your father.
The Big Sick
19.6s
When something like this happens, there's this sort of expectation that you're gonna have this completely, like, new lease on life, and... feel totally different about everything, and, like, cherish every sunrise, and, like, for the most part, I just feel like, ugh, I can't get up that early.
That is like saying that all frat boys wearing country club hats and Hawaiian shirts have shriveled-up, tiny, little dicks. [ Audience laughing ] Okay, actually... Actually, Beth, this is a bad way for you to find out, but he's right. I actually am a terrorist.
The Big Sick
1.4s
That was...
The Big Sick
2.5s
Yeah, yeah. I got my two pairs of socks on.
The Big Sick
4.2s
Um, this is my brother, NAVEED.
The Big Sick
2.2s
- [ Audience murmuring ] - WOMAN: Did he just say that?
The Big Sick
5.7s
It sold out, like, super quickly. They were shocked at how quickly it sold out. - Like... [ Whistles ] - Well, you can get us in.
The Big Sick
5.8s
You're the headliner, right? That's what you said. I mean, if you're the headliner, you can get two more in, right? - That's a good point. - Yeah.
