I know you did not get Montreal, and that is only because you did one of the worst sets I've ever seen in my goddamn life. - Yeah. - CJ: It was nonsense. MARY: A living disgrace. I would call it shit, but I would be worried that I'd be insulting actual shit. Yeah, it was so bone-chilling to me, I thought a ghost had passed right through me. We don't have to keep going over how bad the set was. I saw their faces and the noises they didn't make. - I felt one of my eggs die. - [ Kumail laughs ] Doesn't that happen, like, every month? It happens every month, Kumail, but I don't always feel it and go... [ Groaning ] - [ Chuckles ] - [ Groaning ]
The Big Sick
4.3s
- Well, then why don't you go? - No. I want you to come with me. I don't want to go alone.
The Big Sick
4.2s
...threw a bird at you, and then ran away, and you're like, "Oh, crap! "I own a bird now!"
The Big Sick
1.7s
[ Door closes ]
The Big Sick
5.2s
It's so strange that we could go through one of the most intense experiences of our lives together and just...
The Big Sick
2.1s
- Hey. - Hey.
The Big Sick
3.5s
We'll sit in the back, right? We'll sit in the back. They got food there?
The Big Sick
3s
Yeah, see, you would win. - Ah. Hmm. - Yeah. That'd be a winner.
The Big Sick
28.1s
What's my stance on 9/11? Oh, um... Anti. It was a tragedy. I mean, we lost 19 of our best guys. Huh? That was a joke. Obviously. 9/11 was a terrible tragedy, and it's not funny to joke about it. - [ PA beeps ] - MAN: Mr. and Mrs. Gardner, please report to the ICU.
The Big Sick
4.9s
So, um, when is Kumail coming? He's coming. Right, NAVEED?
The Big Sick
4s
AZMAT: Kumail. You're being selfish, you're not thinking about us.
The Big Sick
1.4s
Hello? Kum-beta?
The Big Sick
1s
I am.
The Big Sick
5.8s
That's so stupid. Don't you talk to your mother like that. You don't care what I think. You just want me to follow the rules.
